Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?.... Can you tie them in a know ror can you tie em in a bow?.... Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?.....

Be tactful Glenn! He must be a transition.

. . . and perky ones with turgid nipples.

Horseback riding is out of the question.

@WonderWartHog99 It'll surely hurt his back!

@MichelleGar1 Buxom women have tales to tell on that subject. They used to drag me into Victoria's Secret for the expensive, better built bras with the extra support. My previous truck had extra padding on the passenger side seat belts just for them.

@WonderWartHog99 Sounds like you're a breast man!

@MichelleGar1 I mislead you. I'm an elbow man who prefers the company of the well educated woman. My longest affair was with a crazy flat chested woman. I would prefer the ones with the strong back. Women always get around to asking me to move their furniture. If she can pick up the other end of that sofa bed . . . .

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@WonderWartHog99 Be careful for those strong elbows, they hurt when you get hit in the face! Awesome for you being attracted to strong smart women!