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glennlab 10 Dec 15
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I think gay people should be allowed to marry. Let them be as miserable as any other heterosexual couple.

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I just tell them "please don't reproduce...

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I can hate your beliefs but love the believer.

Oh, and:
Your beliefs are fine, I just don’t want them in my face. So no praying, no Bible quoting/reading, no Xtian symbols. Don’t throw it in my face.

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Good one

bobwjr Level 10 Dec 15, 2019
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While I was engaged Petunia turned to one of her favorite uncles, a missionary, and asked him to marry us. He refused. He said he couldn't do it because I had been divorced.

"But" explained Petunia, "She's dead." She had copies of the divorce as well as her death certificate. Petunia had made a special trip to a court house four states away to get the documents.

Didn't matter to him. Instead we got married by a cardinal . An hour before the marriage, he advised me it wasn't too late leave her at the altar.

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good point. My New Year resolution!!!

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I will change the last one from marry to procreate.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Let's just add it in, it's a starter list.

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