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I used to work at a corporate headquarters in the middle of a golf course. Because of all the “lakes” there were hundreds of geese on site. The amount of gooseshit in the parking lots was ridiculous so quite an awful curse.
Killtheskyfairy
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Jan 5, 2020
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I used to have a Muscovie duck, Sunday Dinner, who would bite my pants legs while I brough him his dinner. He also tried to kick me.
Problem: ducks can't kick. I'd turn around and there he'd be lying on his back, squawking furiously.
The 37th person who has read this reply just figured out what happened to him.
WonderWartHog99
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Jan 5, 2020
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Or just poke people between the buttocks and call it a goose. 
BestWithoutGods
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Jan 5, 2020
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I thought that was called buggery?
I was horrified when I learnt that the much admired SciFi author Isaac Asimov liked to goose passing women. I thought it quite pathetic that the originator of the 3 Laws of Robotics should assault others in this way.
@FrayedBear A goose is generally done with the hand, and no penetration is necessary. Buggery is penetration into the anus with a penis. 
@BestWithoutGods your definition "poke people between the buttocks" does not identify what is doing the poking. Furthermore goosing I now as pinching with the tips of the fingers like a goose beak and is not prodding! The dictionary states prodding, poking and pinching [thefreedictionary.com]
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