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I used to work at a corporate headquarters in the middle of a golf course. Because of all the “lakes” there were hundreds of geese on site. The amount of gooseshit in the parking lots was ridiculous so quite an awful curse.
Killtheskyfairy
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Jan 5, 2020
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I used to have a Muscovie duck, Sunday Dinner, who would bite my pants legs while I brough him his dinner. He also tried to kick me.
Problem: ducks can't kick. I'd turn around and there he'd be lying on his back, squawking furiously.
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WonderWartHog99
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Jan 5, 2020
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Or just poke people between the buttocks and call it a goose. 
BestWithoutGods
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Jan 5, 2020
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I thought that was called buggery?
I was horrified when I learnt that the much admired SciFi author Isaac Asimov liked to goose passing women. I thought it quite pathetic that the originator of the 3 Laws of Robotics should assault others in this way.
@FrayedBear A goose is generally done with the hand, and no penetration is necessary. Buggery is penetration into the anus with a penis. 
@BestWithoutGods your definition "poke people between the buttocks" does not identify what is doing the poking. Furthermore goosing I now as pinching with the tips of the fingers like a goose beak and is not prodding! The dictionary states prodding, poking and pinching [thefreedictionary.com]
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