WTF ? I ride a bike ( have for over 50 Years ) . I have, for that entire time tried to beat down this Crazy Biker Image of tattoos, greasy Crazy Look and Scary Guy Image ( chain wallet and Real Bad Attitude with a Leather Vest ) . When I was in High School I told my Girlfriends to NEVER to tell their parents that I rode a Bike ( the parents were expecting for a chapter of Hell's Angels to show up on the first date ) . Just a First Impression thing and I have no interest in Pain on anyone, ESPECIALLY MYSELF !
A little advice to the Ladies, don't get a tattoo on your breast, if there is anything more beautiful THAN A WOMAN'S BREAST, I haven't found it ( Don't mess with Perfection) .

Love it.

Stolen and sent to Petunia.

Petunia likes dirty jokes as long as I don't tell them anyplace where other people can hear them.

Some are stranger than others.