A large Bull Elephant is strolling through the forest when a monkey leaps out and says, " How would like the very best Sex you've EVER had, I'm the Casanova of this entire forest you know."
The Elephant looks at the monkey, thinks and then says, " Casanova monkey, what the hell, go your hardest, I'll just keep on walking while you try to do your best."
A few hundreds later, a branch falls from a tree, hits the elephant on the head and the elephant bellows out, " What f**k what was that?"
The monkey just jumps down, smiles at the elephant and meekly says, " See, I told I was the best."
I sense the Party -Pooper brigade is out and about yet again.
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