My ex-wife still misses me.
But her aim is steadily improving.
Keep her a 1000 or more kilometres away or learn to duck.
Pepper spray isn't bad for spoiling the aim. A friend used to carry a pot of white pepper and practiced pulling it out of his pocket whilst flipping the top off with his thumb.
Re first comment, a factor of about 18 times should do the trick.
What was the white pepper intended for, just out of curiosity?
@Zealandia Throw it in the eyes. - Very hard to hit or chase someone when blinded and sneezing.
Lots of target practice I take it?
She claims it’s cheaper than clay pigeon shooting.
@Zealandia Well throwing stones at a target is free, & strengthens the arm ya know. Then it can be expanded into the serious stuff.
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