I once bought a dog off a blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
Fur real, that joke was so ruff, that I needed a glass of whine to recover.
High high quality was it; was it fetching to look at or just paws-able quality?
Bye sounds of the clawing on the anvil, it could have been made of broken bark.
Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.
Posted by noworry28Tense moment π¬
Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…
Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.
Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....
Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy π
Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......
Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?
Posted by RetiredSad but true.
Posted by RetiredTrue always.
Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?
Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.
Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.
Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.