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A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.

Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied.

Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can''t be juicers."

Lilac-JadeCanada 9 July 3
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Maybe he couldn’t concentrate for long enough?

Zealandia Level 8 July 3, 2024

Probably weak from working with soft plastic bags.

@Lilac-JadeCanada Isn’t it paper bags now?

@Zealandia It's bring your own, or pay 5 cents per plastic bag at checkout. I seldom see paper, & it has to be asked for.

@Lilac-JadeCanada Here plastic bags have been phased out, so it’s paper ones of various sizes or reusable tote bags.

I feel like a green grocer putting fruit in brown paper bags.

@Zealandia I just use my own cloth bags.

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