Little Jimmy has a gambling problem. One day his teacher saw him collecting money from a girl with a broke arm. When the bell rang, the teacher made Jimmy stay after class. She told Jimmy that she was aware of his gambling problem and that she was very dissapointed. He told her that he was disappointed with her. She what he was talking about. He told her it was about the big hoax she has been pulling. She said, "Whatever do you mean?" He said, "You know exactly what I mean. The hair on your head is blonde, but I've seen your beaver hair and it's black as night!" She said, "Jimmy, that is certainly not true!" He said, "I'll bet a dollar it is!" She thought for a minute, and then said, "Alright, but lets make this worth while. How about for $50?" He shouted, "$50?!?!" She said, "Yep, we're either going big or nothing." He said, "Fine, then let's do it." She pulled down her pants and sure enought the carpet matched the drapes. She looked at him, smiled and said, "Looks like I won." He said, "Yea, you sure did alright." After he left she rushed to the phone and called his father. She told him that she had finally cured Jimmys gambling problem. When he asked her how, she told him about they're bet and how much money was involved. Jimmys father said, "Well that's just freaking GREAT! JUST GREAT!!!!" She said what do you mean? He said, "Well, this morning Jimmy bet me $100 that he'd see your pussy before the day was over!!"
ROFLMAO!!! that was good.
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