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In the HR department in the large corporation where I work, I receive absentee slips for all the employees.

Over the years I’ve heard every excuse, but the other day I found one in my voicemail that I never heard before.

“I won’t be in today,” said my absent coworker. “I’ll call back later with an excuse.”

Lilac-JadeCanada 9 Nov 18
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Ya gotta love it!

cobras Level 3 Nov 20, 2018
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My guess might be , that why the coworker is absent , may depend on what happens next .

Cast1es Level 9 Nov 18, 2018

gotta add logic and mot just laugh ?

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