In the HR department in the large corporation where I work, I receive absentee slips for all the employees.
Over the years I’ve heard every excuse, but the other day I found one in my voicemail that I never heard before.
“I won’t be in today,” said my absent coworker. “I’ll call back later with an excuse.”
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My guess might be , that why the coworker is absent , may depend on what happens next .
Cast1es
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gotta add logic and mot just laugh ?
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