Damn it.. You know when babies were born the doctors would slap the baby on the ass to get it to start crying and breathing. But when the doctor's saw me they slapped my mother.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Sammy also said in his book that God gave him the ugliest face he could find and then hit him in the face with a shovel.
AnthonyAus
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I'm not saying anything about your mother lol
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