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Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their habits partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there."

The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns living there.

The third guy said," I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there."

One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet calm voice said,

"Why don't you go to hell... there aren't any nuns there."

Lilac-JadeCanada 9 Mar 29
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lol i wouldnt bet on it

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I thought pretty much all of them were there...

chilehead9 Level 7 Mar 31, 2019
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Really good come-back! ?

MojoDave Level 9 Mar 30, 2019
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I know quite a few that would have gone there.

273kelvin Level 8 Mar 30, 2019
1

It must be an American joke. . .or Catholic - I don't get it.

FrayedBear Level 9 Mar 30, 2019
5

LOVE IT but you know the celibite rule Nun today none tomorrow

Tooreen Level 7 Mar 30, 2019

Fantastic come back !

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