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A mother was visiting her son on an Army base, and chatted with a colleague of his.

"What rank are you?" she asked.

"I'm relieved to say that I've just been promoted from captain to major."

"Why relieved?"

"Because," he replied, "my last name is Hook."

Lilac-JadeCanada 9 June 23
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Especially if he can't sing.

AnthonyAus Level 6 June 24, 2019
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Hahahahaha! I'd be relieved too!

MojoDave Level 9 June 23, 2019
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Good one .

Cast1es Level 9 June 23, 2019

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