A Catholic priest once described the hearing of the confessions of nuns as like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Except for the nun who said she had sex with one of her students, so the priest told her to suck on a lemon to get the smile off her face.
And she said "I can't it's still stuck up my bum?"
Wish I could get stoned to death
It's called heroin with Fentanyl!
@phxbillcee I’ll keep trying with weed
@NothinnXpreVails Well, you'll get the stoned part, but not dead. Possibly, tho...
@NothinnXpreVails I remember sitting around with friends listening to this when it first came out & we all had to take a few seconds staring at each other before we burst out laughing! & yes, we just may have been stoned!
Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣
Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned
Posted by Moravianhorsing around
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....
Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie
Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.
Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this
Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….
Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”
Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome
Posted by MoravianEye catching.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....
Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.
Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬
Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…