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A 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog. He picks up the frog and the frogs says, “If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week.” The old man puts the frog in his pocket. The frog screams, “Hey if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and make love to you for a whole month.” The old man looks at the frog and says, “At my age I’d rather have a talking frog"

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ROFLMAO!! good one

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LMAO

SKH78 Level 8 Apr 12, 2018
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Trump walks into the Oval Office with a toad on his head. Mike Pence and Vladimir Putin both said "What the fuck is that!"
The TOAD said: "I don't know. It started out as a wart on my ass."

Leafhead Level 8 Apr 12, 2018

You need to have put this in it's own post for the rest of the group in the trump pinata. too funny

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After ten years I've come to the conclusion that that is what I have been to my 92 yo acquaintance - a frog to be put in the pocket. The final straw came when he or his daughter/ sil cut me off mid telephone conversation.

FrayedBear Level 9 Apr 12, 2018
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ROFL LMAO

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