A stranger enters a small town saloon and orders a drink. A seductive lady comes up to him. They chit chat and she offers him to go up to a room upstairs. They get mind blowing oral . After a nap, the guy gets out of bed, gets dressed then heads for the door.
The lady says: "Iook you forgot something."
Guy with a puzzled look on his face: "what?"
Lady signs to him by rubbing her finger tips together: "you owe me".
Guy still puzzled: "I don't understand"
Lady rolls her eyes: "I'm a prostitute. Why don't you look in up in the dictionary".
The guy searches the word prostitute in his phone: "Ah! Person that exchanges for .
"I don't care. I'm a koala bear" he replies.
Lady puzzled: "What?"
Guy: "koala bear: animal that eats bushes, shoots and leaves."
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.And spends most of its life high as a kite. Those bishes, shoots and leaves ferment inside the koala into one helluva brew.
FrayedBear
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Apr 19, 2018
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hence the confusion from the guy....
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