Kindergarten teacher Ms. Prussy decided to find out if her students knew the "grown-up words" for bodily functions, so she asked: "Can anyone use the word urinate in a sentence?
Only little Mikey raised his hand, and Ms. Prussy asked again hoping that anyone else would volunteer an answer. No such luck, so finally she said: "Okay Mikey, use urinate in a sentence please."
Mikey answered, "urinate."
Ms. Prussy responded, "You are supposed to use urinate in a sentence Mikey."
Mikey answered "I did use it in a sentence. Urinate."
Perplexed, Ms. Prussy said, "would you explain that please?"
To which Mikey responded, "You're an eight.If you had bigger tits you'd be a nine."
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Very old port of Liverpool joke.
A guy is walking along the dock road and asks a young lad. "Can you tell me where the urinal is"
"I dunno, how many funnels does she have?"
273kelvin
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May 10, 2018
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I don't get it 
Can you enlighten me?
@CraeftSmith It`s old ships and dockland. There were a lot more ships then and they all had names like "the britannic" or "the august" or any name you might think of. The lad is so uneducated but wise in his envioment that all he knows is ships and such. Not what the alternative name for a bathroom is
@CraeftSmith You could use the same joke for a freight yard kid in Chicago. Using engine names and sizes.
Of course, Mikey had been held back ten times!
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