A friend asked me one day, "Do you ever have difficulty breathing when you wake up?"
"Yes"
"I mean the kind where you feel a weight pressing down on your chest?"
"Oh, ya"
"Well, what do you do about that?"
"I just tell the cat she has to sleep at the foot of the bed!"
Anyone with cats, & even often with dogs, will totally get this!
Also toddlers
@CraeftSmith You mean lunch?!? LOL
Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned
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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....
Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie
Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.
Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this
Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….
Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”
Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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Posted by MoravianEye catching.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....
Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.
Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬
Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…
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