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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 6Feb 6

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight... Don't do it unless you are ready for the reaper cushions!

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May 1, 2023May 2023

Posted by RobertNappi2

I know I'm overweight but I identify as skinny...So I guess that makes me Trans-Slender!!!

I want anarchy. Because my keyboard is missing one.

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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun

Feb 6, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!

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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun

Jan 29, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Zealandia

Interviewer: “Why do you want this job?” Candidate: “Well, I’ve always been really passionate about not starving to death.”

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Nov 5, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia

The good news about making defective fireworks… Is that nobody points the finger at you.

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Sep 20, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by whiskywoman

he needs jail or death

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Sep 16, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight. I was NOT prepared for the reaper cushions.

Brush of death 💀.

So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!

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Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures. He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him....

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Sep 14, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I was walking past a farm and a sign said 'Duck, eggs!' I thought, "That's an unnecessary comma..." And then it hit me.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Q: Why are frogs always cheerful? A: They eat whatever bugs them.

I saw this on-line earlier - laughed and though you might find it amusing..... "Oh, no... Looks like you have gotten the Blue Screen of Eternal Death. Your system appears to be infected with the "Sin" virus. Have tried shutting it down and ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Jun 24, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German man are watching a street performer. While he’s juggling, the street performer notices that the four have a bad view, so he stands on a crate and asks them, “Can you all see me now?” The ...

I learned this little ditty when I was about eleven years old - kids would say this when they belched - Scuse me, scuse me, scuse me, from the bottom of my heart - if it came out the other way, it would have been a fart."

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Nov 21, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by AlasBabylon

I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

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Nov 21, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by AlasBabylon

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.

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Nov 20, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by LeeWilliams

A man with no arms no legs floating in the water? Bob

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Nov 3, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Bet cha can't guess. Lol

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Oct 23, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Mo attends a revival and listens to the sermon. After a while, the pastor asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Mo gets in line and when it’s his turn, the pastor asks, “Mo, what do you want me to pray about?” Mo says, ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Oct 20, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Two newlyweds quickly realized their marriage wasn't working and filed for a divorce. The judge asked them what the problem was. The husband replied, "In the five weeks that we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on a single thing." ...

I've heard that a woman can sell her eggs for $5,000, and a man can sell his sperm for $50. I have a towel at home that has to be worth at least a half a million.

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