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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "death" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Feb 6Feb 6

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight... Don't do it unless you are ready for the reaper cushions!
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2023May 2023

Posted by RobertNappi2
I know I'm overweight but I identify as skinny...So I guess that makes me Trans-Slender!!!
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 18, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I want anarchy. Because my keyboard is missing one.
2 comments
Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 6, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I quit my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone!
3 comments
Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 29, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Interviewer: “Why do you want this job?” Candidate: “Well, I’ve always been really passionate about not starving to death.”
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 5, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia
The good news about making defective fireworks… Is that nobody points the finger at you.
2 comments
Shared from Politics
Sep 20, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by whiskywoman
he needs jail or death
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 16, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight. I was NOT prepared for the reaper cushions.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 4, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by noworry28
Brush of death 💀.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 7, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
2 comments
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Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures. He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him....
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 14, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was walking past a farm and a sign said 'Duck, eggs!' I thought, "That's an unnecessary comma..." And then it hit me.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 8, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by FrayedBear
Just shared:
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 6, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by TO_BY
Q: Why are frogs always cheerful? A: They eat whatever bugs them.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 11, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by boatdude87
I saw this on-line earlier - laughed and though you might find it amusing..... "Oh, no... Looks like you have gotten the Blue Screen of Eternal Death. Your system appears to be infected with the "Sin" virus. Have tried shutting it down and ...
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 24, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German man are watching a street performer. While he’s juggling, the street performer notices that the four have a bad view, so he stands on a crate and asks them, “Can you all see me now?” The ...
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 27, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by SKH78
I learned this little ditty when I was about eleven years old - kids would say this when they belched - Scuse me, scuse me, scuse me, from the bottom of my heart - if it came out the other way, it would have been a fart."
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 21, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by AlasBabylon
I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 21, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by AlasBabylon
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 20, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by LeeWilliams
A man with no arms no legs floating in the water? Bob
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 3, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Bet cha can't guess. Lol
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 23, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Mo attends a revival and listens to the sermon. After a while, the pastor asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Mo gets in line and when it’s his turn, the pastor asks, “Mo, what do you want me to pray about?” Mo says, ...
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Oct 20, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Two newlyweds quickly realized their marriage wasn't working and filed for a divorce. The judge asked them what the problem was. The husband replied, "In the five weeks that we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on a single thing." ...
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
I've heard that a woman can sell her eggs for $5,000, and a man can sell his sperm for $50. I have a towel at home that has to be worth at least a half a million.
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