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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "friends" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Posted by Zealandia
Had to wait ages for my X-ray today at the hospital. There was only a skeleton staff working
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Dec 21, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
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Dec 21, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Zealandia
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Nov 17, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Do the Dukes of Hazzard ever stop for the police? Not General Lee.
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Oct 31, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What kind of alien makes the best of friends? The one that is down to Earth.
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Oct 29, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia
One of my friends started to work as a psychic, but he gave up… He couldn’t see any future in it.
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Oct 5, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Wish I got to see my mate Bill more often. He works for a delivery company, so only calls round when I’m out.
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Aug 24, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by noworry28
I should listen to the other side.😁
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May 24, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friends ask me how I smuggle so much chocolate into the cinemas... Well, I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
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Jan 16, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the third wise salesman say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense? "But wait... there's myrrh!"
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Dec 7, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Victim (after burglary): They stole everything from my house but the soap and towels. Policeman: Why, those dirty crooks!
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Dec 4, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
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Nov 16, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
It’s expensive swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg.
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Nov 14, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I told my family and friends that I’m leaving my job to pursue my lifelong dream of being a plastic surgeon. That should raise a few eyebrows.
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Oct 24, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A wizard asked me to proof read one of his scrolls last week... Actually it was more of a Spell Check.
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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
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Aug 30, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"You're beautiful and I love you!" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff. My echo replied, "I just want to be friends!"
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Aug 11, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I’ve just reset my password to DelicateLuggageHandler... I was told it had to be case-sensitive.
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Jun 14, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Zealandia
We thought our house was haunted so we got the local priest in to exorcise it. By the time he left there were no spirits left in the house at all and precious little beer.
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Jan 21, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.
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Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by FrayedBear
Just shared:
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Oct 21, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Zealandia
Found out today that I'm colour blind... It came out of the green!
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Oct 14, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
Did you hear about the two randy worms that met in dead earnest?
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Jun 3, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by TO_BY
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘Gee, I’m lonely. I wish ...
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May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Why do Police Officers always travel in pairs? A. One knows how to read a map and the other knows how to unfold the map.
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Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂

Posted by noworry28It's a time-line displacement.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaDon't run......

Posted by TOFERDWhat do you call a fish without eyes?

Posted by RetiredSad but true.

Posted by RetiredTrue always.

Posted by RetiredAre you a believer?

Posted by ZealandiaTime for a brain wave.

Posted by noworry28It's how you interpret the canvas.

Posted by RetiredI think the painter is correct.
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