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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "friends" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Dec 23, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
It’s really hard to define ‘virtue signalling’. As I was saying the other day, to some of my Muslim plus other friends, when we were discussing pronouns over a fair-trade coffee and organic locally sourced vegan muffins in our local feminist ...
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Dec 11, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can't. I'm on a roll now.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Nov 24, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Moravian
They say one in four men is gay. I have three best friends so I wonder which of them is gay. I hope it's Paul. He is cute !
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Nov 17, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I did some acid before I took my vision exam. It went great, I passed with flying colours.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 13, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I grilled a chicken for two hours... It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
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May 12, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Had to wait ages for my X-ray today at the hospital. There was only a skeleton staff working
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Dec 21, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
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Dec 21, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by Zealandia
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Nov 17, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Do the Dukes of Hazzard ever stop for the police? Not General Lee.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 31, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What kind of alien makes the best of friends? The one that is down to Earth.
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Oct 29, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia
One of my friends started to work as a psychic, but he gave up… He couldn’t see any future in it.
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Oct 5, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Wish I got to see my mate Bill more often. He works for a delivery company, so only calls round when I’m out.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 24, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by noworry28
I should listen to the other side.😁
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Cheesy Jokes
May 24, 2022May 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friends ask me how I smuggle so much chocolate into the cinemas... Well, I have a few Twix up my sleeve.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jan 16, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the third wise salesman say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense? "But wait... there's myrrh!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 7, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Victim (after burglary): They stole everything from my house but the soap and towels. Policeman: Why, those dirty crooks!
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 4, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 16, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
It’s expensive swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 14, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I told my family and friends that I’m leaving my job to pursue my lifelong dream of being a plastic surgeon. That should raise a few eyebrows.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 24, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A wizard asked me to proof read one of his scrolls last week... Actually it was more of a Spell Check.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 30, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"You're beautiful and I love you!" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff. My echo replied, "I just want to be friends!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 11, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I’ve just reset my password to DelicateLuggageHandler... I was told it had to be case-sensitive.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 14, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Zealandia
We thought our house was haunted so we got the local priest in to exorcise it. By the time he left there were no spirits left in the house at all and precious little beer.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jan 21, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.
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