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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 26, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Severnman
My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore. The trouble with dinner by candlelight, is that it takes so long to cook. I asked a bloke why he had a fried egg on his head. He told me that boiled ones just kept rolling off. I...
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Jan 23, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I think my job interview to be a bug sorter went well. I boxed all the right ticks.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 2, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I once bought a wooden car, with a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, and wooden seats. I then put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. It wooden start.
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Oct 22, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife shot me with the nail gun today... She must think I’m a stud!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 16, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Zealandia
An actor friend got a part in a version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but it wasn’t the one he wanted. He wasn’t happy.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 6, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 21, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I shot a man with a paintball gun. Just to watch him dye.
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Posts
Dec 8, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by FrayedBear
Who knew this?
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 21, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Zealandia
Found out today that I'm colour blind... It came out of the green!
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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2019May 2019

Posted by noworry28
Tried yo figure it out.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 28, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Wesley-C
A three legged dog walked into a bar and said, I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 8, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Hominid
This morning I was beat up by a beautiful woman on the elevator. I was staring at her huge boobs, when she said "Press one." So I did. I don't remember much after that.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 24, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by closetolucid
Happens all the time
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 22, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Umbral
Stealing someone's coffee cup is called mugging.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 16, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Two mountaineers reached a huge, deep fissure in a glacier. "Careful here," says one of them. "My mountain guide fell down there last year." "I bet you felt bad about that," says the other. He quipped, "Not really, it was pretty old and missing a ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 14, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
You can't run....
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank. give a man a bank and he will rob everyone
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 7, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by TerryBowen
Sorry, not sorry
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 12, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Leafhead
What's the difference between John Scatter and a bowl of shit? Nothing. DON'T EAT PAPA JOHN'S SHIT PIZZA!
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Cheesy Jokes
May 30, 2018May 2018

Posted by Heather2367
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand!
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Cheesy Jokes
May 30, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Remember dogs cannot operate an MRI machine. But cats can.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Good police officers never miss a beat
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Cheesy Jokes
May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by Lop-Eared-Mule
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I know it ain't 5, cuz that's how many there in my basement and it's dark as shit down there.
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Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....

Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

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Posted by RetiredHumor in the third grade.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaToday's groaner....

Posted by noworry28It's like that in the milkyway galaxy 😂

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