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Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "laws" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 13, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
A real legal transcript: Bailiff to Defendant: Are you going to hire your own attorney or get a court appointed? Defendant: I'm going to represent myself. Bailiff: Do you have any legal knowledge? Defendant (dead serious): I've watched a few ...
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Aug 7, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
What do cannibals do at a wedding? Toast the bride and groom.
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Jul 11, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's already enlightened.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
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Jul 1, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by phxbillcee
A friend in need...
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Mar 26, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Triphid
Little Jenny, just in her early teens, still quite naive as well, runs up to her mother and yells, " Have you seen my Pussy, I can't find my Pussy any where?" Then Jenny quickly runs out to her Farther and says the same to him before running off down...
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Jul 16, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by FrayedBear
Does absence make the heart grow fonder?
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Apr 5, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is when someone or something contravenes the law and illegal is a sick bird
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Jan 19, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
In the days before calculators, accountants were frequently unable to get their debits to balance with their credits. So, in order to overcome the discrepancy, they often created a bogus account titled "Taste" to store the unbalanced amount and allow...
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Dec 27, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by johnnyrobish
US Now Officially Has a Space Force and a Space Command While no one seems quite certain as to exactly what they will actually be doing, President Trump has signed into law America’s newest branch of the military - Space ...
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Sep 22, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer? A father in law.
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Sep 20, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?" The other replies, "Yes, it's these darn wicker chairs!"
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Sep 19, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by noworry28
Different laws.
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Jul 10, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by noworry28
I want the prize.
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Feb 28, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by VIKingsCFH
What is that?
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Nov 21, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by AlasBabylon
I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
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Nov 21, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by JackSampson
I forgot my belt today. So I tried to make a belt of of some watches. It was a waist of time.
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Oct 8, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
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Sep 23, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
For a time I wanted to be an electrician, but it was just a phase.
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Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by closetolucid
Seamus calls to his mate and says "Hey Paddy, how's the mother in law? I heard she moved in with you". "Ah" he said, "she died of the alcohol" "Really" says Seamus, "I didn't know she drank" "she didn't" says Paddy, "I came home pissed and ...
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Aug 14, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Jul 24, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott
“I said to the gym instructor: ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?’ He said: ‘How flexible are you?’ I said: ‘I can’t make Tuesdays.'” - Tim Vine
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Jul 1, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by noworry28
A wife gave her husband an iPad as a present. The couple was setting up the iPad account for the husband. He set his password as "Mypenis" and the iPad shows an error on screen: "Problem: It's not long enough." The wife burst into her biggest laugh ...
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Jun 25, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by EricJones
Royal flush-What the Queen does after she gets done doing her royal business on the royal throne.
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Jun 2, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Lukian
It would be quite confusing.
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