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Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "world" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Posted by Zealandia
"I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon.”
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Jan 27Jan 27

Posted by Zealandia
Somebody drove past me on a tractor yelling "The end of the world is nigh!" I think it was Farmer Geddon.
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Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia
A nun is shopping for groceries. She is pushing a stroller with a baby that is crying loudly. As she passes by the church, a priest spots her and asks sternly: “What do we have here? A little monastery secret?” “No, Father”, answers the ...
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Oct 14, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How does a train hear another train coming? With its engineers.
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Aug 28, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I entered the ‘How not to surrender’ competition and I won hands down.
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May 19, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
If a hipster does something, but doesn't instagram it, did it really happen?
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May 2, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
We live in a crazy world where we have to ask the question….If the gluten’s free, why’s the bread so expensive?
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May 1, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Al Pacino is to star in a new movie about a man who wins the World Knitting Championships... It’s called 'Scarf Ace‘. I thought that was a purler of a joke. Hopefully it has you in stitches.
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Apr 8, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds. They’ve left no tern unstoned.
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Mar 1, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Severnman
A married couple in their 60s are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. 'I want to travel around the world with my husband', said the wife. 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand. Husband says, 'sorry luv, but my wish ...
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Nov 20, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Did you hear about the man who lost the ability to hear low and midrange frequencies? He was in a world of treble.
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Oct 25, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Retired
Not the real world of course.
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Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
I tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
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Apr 11, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes. Me: I wish for a world with no lawyers Genie: Done, you have no more wishes Me: But you said three Genie: So sue me
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Mar 22, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
New Zealand is one of the remotest countries in the world. In fact, on average, we have about three remotes per household.
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Mar 7, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!
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Feb 24, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Vladimir Putin’s approval rate is 80%. The other 20% are missing.
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Feb 23, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I had trouble getting into my vacation home in Russia. I had to call a locksmith because I lost my Siberian Housekey. (For Lilac-JadeCanada)
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Feb 6, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My friend just won the world championship of competitive origami. He's great at folding under pressure.
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Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures. He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him....
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Jan 23, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures. He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him....
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Jan 13, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
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Jan 12, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Ended up in a party full of World Health Organisation medics. Apparently I’ve gone to the wrong Doctor WHO convention.
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Dec 26, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Dyl1983
I accidently poured spot remover on my dog, now I can't find him.
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Nov 26, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.
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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome

Posted by MoravianEye catching.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....

Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

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