Yet another thing big thighs and ass are good for

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Poor dude if she farts.

Ewwwww!!!!!!!!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

The images might be fake but we all know that's what he would love to do.

Kinda says it all for me.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

She's missing "I'm not a spineless POTUS asskisser"

Why Not Eat Insects?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Does the worm in mezcal count???

Facing prison, Manafort asks for leniency in Mueller case [apnews.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

You reap what you sow.

I was put on a 6 week LOA because I got sick and returned and got laid off yesterday.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Don't be discouraged, keep looking.

A new study says that all men, regardless of age, will always be attracted to women in their 20's ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Can't escape what's in your DNA.

Don't click on this. Especially if you are eating, or have just ate.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Even though the photo is fake, it's sickeningly evident that the orange turd would love to do his own daughter.

Long time addict of the elixir of life, coffee is life.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

For common every day use, I recommend Dunkin Donuts dark roast beans, grind them yourself prior to brewing, keep beans in vacuum containers, expel all air to avoid air oxidization.

Cunnilingus.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 26, 2019:

Love it, the wetter they get the more they are enjoying it.

So my lovely girlfriend and I were up late talking and roleplaying over text, nothing specific, but ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I'm not to much into texting or writing erotica, much less with my lover, I rather live my fantasies with her real time.

This is a town I visit frequently: [facebook.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

I was actually there last night.

May I recommend you buy, wear 'em and share 'em.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Yes you may.

Happy Sunday, ya deviant heathens!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Sign language?

Trump’s Kentucky Campaign Chair Pleads Guilty to Child Sex Trafficking Don't know of this ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Typical, he hires the best!

Honey, will you shave me?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Definitely, braiding your armpit hairs was turning me off baby!

What do you think they are talking about?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Quantum physics?

Trump lies again [patheos.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

So what else is new?

Couldn't be more true

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 24, 2019:

It makes me sick that an obvious traitor is not thrown out of office by the spineless and completely castrated GOP Senate!

Subtle way to avoid baking for church functions:

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Obviously not baked by an atheist.

Could Trump's comments about SNL be because: 1) he needs to pump up SNL's rating; 2) wants to make ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 23, 2019:

The main reason is that our asshole in chief doesn't know the Constitution or what the first amendment says.

Hello, m00n here. Am i a weirdo, or does anyone else appreciate MAX double cafeine k cups?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 23, 2019:

Don't know what that is.

Be honest now. :-D

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 23, 2019:

This horny!

Take a good look around you.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

I look around as you said, and see great things created by our American way of life, including many which are social ideas, like Roosevelt's new deal, Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. One must be an idiot or a criminal to be a radical absolutist and not recognize the many extensive positive contributions available through democratic socialism.

Former ISIS members and their relatives should be kept in small steel cages, drizzled with gasoline ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

We are in America, and despite our current executive, we still believe in the rule of law.

The debates!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

I hope he will actually be in jail for treason by then.

Caption this yam..

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

The eternal debate, is it a yam or a sweet potato?

Always amazed how many religious people decide the only reason I'm an atheist is because I lack an ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Most of this group here are atheists because we read the "sacred" books and then used rational logical thinking, outcome when one does that is predictable.

Trump’s New Defense: Congress Can’t Investigate Because There Are Too Many Crimes Why can't I...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

To your question, perhaps because you care what can happen to this country when we have traitors in the executive and a spineless castrated GOP majority in the Senate.

The Real One

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Puke!

Wilbur Ross [amp.cnn.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

He hires the best people! The best thieves, the best embezzlers, the best con men, the best asskissers, etc.

Chicago police department arrests Jussie Smollett, actor in the television series, Empire, for ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Just a lying fool.

Yet another from the right... If you would reply, what would you say?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I frankly don't give a flying fuck about what these assholes think or say, it is as useless as trying to reason with religious nuts. You should know this by now.

This is great! Lol Soothing 4-Minute Clip About Shaving Your Balls [adweek.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I now have a sudden urge to shave my balls with a dull razor, hmmmm?

If even a quarter of this is true, this could be the legal noose around Trump and his acolytes ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Using tbe traitor's own moronic lexicon: SAD!

Yes yes! This is always a good idea.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I shouldn't be doing this but I will definitely do that.

Any guesses on who has been forging Nobel Peace Prize nominations for Trump? [m.dailykos.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

The chances that the Nobel committee gives Trump the Nobel prize are tinier than Trump's mushroom dick.

Rush is 100% accurate on this. I don't think I posted this because IIRC I ran out of posts.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

They all, including Limbaugh, can go fuck themselves along with the traitor in chief.

[youtu.be]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Good for him!

True story.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Shake, shake, shake, shake your booty, do your duty!

They should be ashamed !

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Tunas Ham Ed?

It's why we like toothpaste

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

remind me to cancel my trips to buy Crest

[alternet.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

those assholes wont do anything, when Trump committed treason in Europe, even then they were all spineless like the slimy worms they are

I keep seeing articles about having a conversation with those who have opposing political views but,...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Like religious nuts, impossible to get through with facts

heard around the world

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Not heard around the world. https://youtu.be/7YXQqoWbQ-E

I have been liberated! Empowered.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Are you asking us or telling us?

We may have some new law breaking going on since the beginning of the ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

The Saudis have produced most of the terrorists that have caused or have planned to cause damage to America, and yet we keep sucking up to them for idiotic and bipartisan lunacy, these people are all religious fanatics and do not deserve our support.

Absolutely

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Disagree with the analogy. Democratic Socialism has proven to be a great system, as reference see all nordic countries which are constantly among the happiest countries in this world. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Happiness_Report

I'm gonna be a points slut folks.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Slut!

OK...here is the question...WHO do you all want to see on the 2020 Democratic Ticket?...President/VP

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Bernie and Kamala

I'll play good cop. Pretty please show me yours!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

This one sent to a friend in Canada

Maybe he’s not so bad after all. I mean Jesus!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Joking aside, when christians bitch about killing babies, I ask them, don't you claim that god is almighty? Isn't thou shall not kill expressly mentioned in the 10 commandments? Then why doesn't your all powerful, omnipotent and almighty god put a stop to the killing? Either he doesn't want to or he can't, does that seem omnipotent, almighty or godlike to you?

Who wants a pic? [newsweek.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Go to the zoo, take a selfie with an orangutan for free and voila!

I have a question for the guys.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

There are 4 hour porn videos that are really hot?

Religion is nothing but a source of income for some people (bastards) and it steals joy and ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Priest's answer in the meme: cuz I'm a fucking kill joy!

A few days late but worth sharing.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Luv pussy.

What did you write?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Yoda?

Is it a Catholic sin when a priest rapes a nun and she has an abortion?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

You're asking a group of atheists if fucking is a sin?

Here’s a Borscht recipe that sings to you! [m.youtube.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

No likee.

[geekxgirls.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

The hetero island will keep sending gay and lesbian children to keep the gay islands sustainably populated while the hetero island will perish first due to overpopulation in a confined space.

Pope Francis admits nuns have been sexually abused by clergy - this great organization look better ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

No shit, Sherlock!

How about "Hit Me with Your Best Shot?"

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

I wanna be your lover - Prince Three Times a Lady - The Commodores

I think we all can sympathize

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Planet Earth's life was also much better.

Now that's creative thinking. I would say out-of-the-box, but that would be the wrong preposition.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

No pun intended?

It's called Trump University.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

You got that right!

Japan nominated Trump for Nobel Peace Prize after White House asked, newspaper reports ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Because Japan pretty much will do anything that the US government asks in exchange for letting them arm themselves again (threats China and North Korea)

at who?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!

Subtle hints given..

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Very subtle...NOT!

[youtu.be]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

WTF is right!

Level 7 in 7 weeks! When does the sex part start?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

You mean you haven't yet?

[youtu.be]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

It's sickening!

[youtu.be]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Meanwhile, that fucking asshole is laughing all the way to the tax free bank! Makes me sick, not laugh!

Trumps Nazis

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I'm with Rashida, impeach the motherfucker!!!

So, anyone wish to make a prediction about tomorrows Happy 'ME' day tweet?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

He's the bestest president in the largest year ever in history, 2019!

Looks like the Tangerine Twit got his feelings hurt again, but that pesky 1st Amendment is getting ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

As Bill Maher says, he's a whiny little bitch.

President's Day wish.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Where's Dr. Kevorkian when you need him?

Yes, PLEASE! [facebook.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

This is what the FB link shows:

It has been a very rough year

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Wait til Tax day.

Religion is not a solution to our problems. Religion is the problem. - After Ronald Reagan

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

You are paraphrasing Ron's famous quote about Government, and while I can never agree with a POTUS that caused a lot of damage to this country, I agree that religion is a huge problem.

Oh Deer! What to do?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Doe, a deer, a female deer...

Cheating is natural.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

cheating is not natural, monogamy is not natural, relationships are very natural, to cheat is not synonymous with being non-monogamous, the term cheating is a betrayal of an agreement, contract or a violation of trust.

Post from the Onion.. but I wouldn't venture this to be too far from the truth.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

How about the only traitor potus?

sometimes i see posts (not here of course) that say we are only mad about the stuff trump says and ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Damn girl, give us some warning, I had to vomit after reading the first sentence!

Trump Rated Third Worst President No one saw this when I posted it last week, so thought I would ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I saw a link like mentioned below where Trump is the worst, the ones who ranked were all presidential historians.

Impeach Trump Now!!!!!

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Yeah, impeach the motherfucker!

Religious Liberty

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

"Fake christians" is such an oxymoron.

The latest post about moron in chief his Republican cronies are refusing to back the resolution to ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Seems like all were spayed like the bitches they all are.

President Day sale

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Bunch of criminals!

I'm an avid hiker and was disgusted to hear Trump's attempt to take control of the The Appalachian ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

He'll destroy all the remaining beauty of this country aided by the GOP eunuchs and their rich donors who only care about themselves and their profits unless we get this orange trash out of office soon!

Trump's UN ambassador pick, Heather Nauert, withdraws from consideration Former Fox News host ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Has that stopped Hannity from being the virtual president?

Finally figured out what caused Trump.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Sounds about right.

I had a wonderfully romantic Valentines Day date with my bf! We had a one hour ride through ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Great date, although the horse ride invariably reminds me of this Seinfeld episode https://youtu.be/lroZLN1gQnw

How do you take your coffee? I'm an A ??

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

It depends on my mood.

Cowboy kidnapped me for 48 hours.

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Yeehaw, get along little doggies!

Trump Says He Has Been Treated Very Unfairly by People Who Wrote Constitution [newyorker.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

That would make him Benedict Arnold.

Bill to be introduced to block Trump's"emergency" [thehill.com]

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Unfortunately the Republican controlled Senate will stop it, those fucking castrated assholes!

Could have, would have, should have

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Go and suck Putin's dick and leave us alone already.

What’s your goto coffee drink?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

I love coffee, no flavors or alcohol in it.

........... ?

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Actually, the dossier says the Russian prostitutes peed on the bed which was the same bed used by Obama, cheeto is a germophobe, so he would never allow pee or even pussy or ass in his face, although he never thinks twice in sucking Putin's dick.

I have something I want to vent about Guys who have no filter or respect for ...

Mofo1953 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Report them to the moderators.