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Nair the hair.
RobertMartin comments on Jun 3, 2019:
Sasquatch. But in his case when he leaves a footprint in the woods it's called bigfat.
Flirting...
RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:
And then maybe fornicate in my bed chambers.
Going on my fourth date on two weeks...fourth different man. This one I met through a co-worker. The...
RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:
Have fun. It's good that you are keeping your options open.
And on the 8th day, god created the remmington bolt-action rifle. So that man could fight the ...
RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:
And the tyrannical government
why you should not drink coffee while scanning jokes
RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:
I see the wax job in a moment. If he bangs that mallet on his dick, wax will shoot out both of his ears. Not to mention the bloodcurling screaming.
Sounds like a personal problem.
RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:
Might wanna see a doctor about that
Another big lie...
RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:
I didn't know Ron Jeremy went to church
So, what was going on in Joseph and Mary's household before an angel came down and inseminated her? ...
RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:
Mary's lucky I wasn't Joseph, being a virgin and suddenly pregnant, hell naw, I would've kicked her preggo ass to the curb. I ain't letting her pin another man's baby on me.
Makes sense
RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
You wanna fight or you wanna _____? Fill in the blank...
RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:
Have sex
Three words... Go...
RobertMartin comments on Jun 1, 2019:
Yes, no, maybe (I don't know, could you repeat the question?)
[facebook.com] If I ever talked to my parents this way, they'd knocked me the fuck out and ...
RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:
Found this .
Erectile dysfunctionπŸ€£πŸ˜‚
RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:
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Smart girl.
RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:
We got us a regular Einstein here
The kind of hero we need when racism shows its face.
RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:
Don't be calling my nigga the N word.
When Jesus is your Drug Lord.
RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:
He can also turn oregano into marijuana
How to ruin a date
RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:
That doesn't bother me one bit. She can be as religious as wants to be. But I let her know this, I will not be going to church with you or praying at any time especially before meals. Try to ram God, Jesus and them down my throat I will punch all of holes that are in the bible and religion itself. I leave believers talking crazy, they don't know to respond to many of the things that I point out. I also point out that religion and politics share one thing, both are a form of brainwashing.
It worked for Obama
RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:
I had no real issues about Obamacare except for the part that if a person didn't have health insurance, they HAD to have Obamacare. It should've been optional. What does a twentysomething need with health insurance when they never go to a doctor.
Really?...
RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:
Stick with pizza, pizza doesn't scream when being put in the oven.
My new favorite. Help me get to level 6, 54 points to go!
RobertMartin comments on May 31, 2019:
Have a point on me
According to Professor Allan Lichtman, who correctly predicted the last nine presidential election ...
RobertMartin comments on May 30, 2019:
From the mouth of lil Donnie Trumples.
Give it to me! What's your favorite adjective for Male arousal? Examples: Hard, erect, excited, ...
RobertMartin comments on May 30, 2019:
Airplane! reference: Leon is getting larger.
Help, please! Whoring for points. As I post this i am 100 points from level 8. And it is another ...
RobertMartin comments on May 30, 2019:
Have a point on me
And the human race ends not with a bang or a whimper, but a digital moan... [futurism.com]
RobertMartin comments on May 30, 2019:
For the ladies, the robot can make you a sammich after sex. This technology will help alleviate the issues of overpopulation in the world.
I found you guys a great lawyer
RobertMartin comments on May 30, 2019:
Johnny Cochran pulled it off
[facebook.com] I posted this on politics, the liberals are losing their minds on this.
RobertMartin comments on May 29, 2019:
On the politics page, the libbies are calling Trump a racist. I made a comment stating that if Trump is racist, Bill Clinton must be too. I recall some 20 years ago Clinton make a speech about illegal immigration, saying the same thing Trump has been saying. As I recall, Clinton received a thunderous applause from both Democrats and Republicans. So far no one has responded to this comment.
It's a big day.. 4 years CANCER FREE TODAY
RobertMartin comments on May 29, 2019:
Congratulations
FDA is renaming...
RobertMartin comments on May 29, 2019:
After it's taken it's Mycoxarisin.
S anyone keeping score on the damage the Trump has already inflicted on us, the American people, and...
RobertMartin comments on May 29, 2019:
When it comes to supreme court judges all presidents nominate like minded judges.
21 mountain climbers have died on Himalayan peaks in the last month. The above picture was taken at ...
RobertMartin comments on May 29, 2019:
Now that think about it, people have to use the bathroom, do they go on the Mountain top? Since humans aren't indigenous to the mountains wouldn't waste be considered a form of pollution?
Hey got my shirt
RobertMartin comments on May 29, 2019:
Still waiting on mine. I'm sure it arrive within the next week or so. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
You've Cat to be Kitten me right Meow.
RobertMartin comments on May 29, 2019:
What a cat tastrophe.
21 mountain climbers have died on Himalayan peaks in the last month. The above picture was taken at ...
RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:
Thinning the herd?
New strain out, not locally available yet.
RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:
An offshoot of Romulan.
Downloading data from a cloud
RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:
I bring to you 15 whoops CRASH oops, 10 commandments.
[facebook.com] I will never know the bliss of 50 years of matrimony
RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:
I'm sure the old guy is either waiting for her to die or die himself, at this point it doesn't matter anymore what comes first.
Something for the trek fans.
RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:
Must be an offshoot of Romulan.
New invention fo losing weight. 🀣🀣🀣
RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:
P.T. Barnum said it best, there's a sucker born every minute
I'd hit that! lol
RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:
Then I'd quit that. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Does it hurt?
RobertMartin comments on May 28, 2019:
If schools will allow unvaccinated children to attend, then lift the ban on peanuts.
Ahoy there mate...
RobertMartin comments on May 27, 2019:
Baby penis
Jethro Tull - Cross-Eyed Mary [youtube.com]
RobertMartin comments on May 27, 2019:
I haven't heard Jethro Tull in a long time.
Is it a sign of a scammer when one of the frequent questions they ask is what your last meal was, or...
RobertMartin comments on May 27, 2019:
I've told a few that I just finished a big bowl of macaroni and the government cheese πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Is it a sign of a scammer when one of the frequent questions they ask is what your last meal was, or...
RobertMartin comments on May 27, 2019:
It seems like scammers ask about that. I never what a person ha eaten today, the tonight of asking doesn't even come to mind
Now THAT would be a terrible mistake!
RobertMartin comments on May 26, 2019:
He and his homies are the only ones eating 3 meals a day while the typical North Korean goes days without eating
I probably should share this more on facebook but
RobertMartin comments on May 26, 2019:
I shared this or something like this on a Facebook group called Sothern Atheist. The loved it.
I find that highly insulting… How can anyone allow the lovely miss Piggy to be compared to that ...
RobertMartin comments on May 26, 2019:
Had Hillary won the election, this would be spot on πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
Pick two..
RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:
Easy, good looking and smart.
Why is that?
RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:
That's good to know, you never know when to exploit someone's weaknesses.
[facebook.com] I will never know the bliss of 50 years of matrimony
RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:
Marriage is a three ring circus......
Please... proceed!
RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:
That's my kind of girl
Hmm.........
RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:
The standards set by Jeffrey Dahmer.
Hmmm. Not sure that's in the pirate code.
RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:
They're not even good enough to be Pittsburgh Pirates
It happens to most of us at some stage, we start out with the very best of intentions but somehow ...
RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:
As I recall day drinking was fun, start at 10 am and drink all day and night till 3 or 4 the next morning.
I was recently called "tough" (I think he was teasing me) by a male friend because I told him that i...
RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:
Never settle just to not be alone. Be who and what you are and change for no one.
Would a conductor use his baton to start a movement.......or prune juice like us?
RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:
I thought a conductor was a wire or other electronic components.
He has a very good point!
RobertMartin comments on May 25, 2019:
Ain't that the truth.
Would you like to try my cake?
RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:
I'll eat your cake and your pie .
I had one of the people here in my town talking to me about marriage and how her deity. That is ...
RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:
My brain switches off when people talk about marriage and their deities.
Warning... I'm ticklish!
RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:
Pickle Rick?
Trumpkins + Pu-pu-tin
RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:
Are you Putin me on? Hopefully they won't be Russian into anything.
Who out there can post a photo of themselves wearign the Agnostic.com T-shirt?
RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:
I received a message from admin about 3 days ago stating that mine will be or is already in the mail
For a perfect relationship look to Chinese astrology.
RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:
Same shit that muslims do, sheep, goats and camels πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
I don't know if this one will make it past the censors, but you've got to admit it's funny as hell!
RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:
To quote William John Holmes Shakespeare in the play Slammedit: too big or not too big, that is the question .
Facts be factin'.
RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:
Especially the people
Going overboard
RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:
They're gonna have put me death row lol
wait for it
RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:
This was a song by a man who dressed like a woman who had a boy's name
God; Moses I have something for you! Oh yes, whats that? Commandments! How much do they cost? ...
RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:
I have 15, whoops, crash, oops, I have 10 commandments.
He's an asshole.
RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:
I belong to PETA People Eating Tasty Animals
Literally any takers. I'm not picky.
RobertMartin comments on May 24, 2019:
Let's roll
I've earned a few of these.
RobertMartin comments on May 23, 2019:
I wouldn't be a bit surprised that the Cub scouts and Boy scouts give out participation medals.
Do you think there is a fine line between sitting on a pier and actually fishing?
RobertMartin comments on May 23, 2019:
Took me a minute to get that one
She shoulda ducked!
RobertMartin comments on May 23, 2019:
Two phases of life
But what does "uckf" mean?
RobertMartin comments on May 22, 2019:
Obviously it's the word fuck that is jumbled.
My coworker had migraines 3 days in a row because he was fasting for Ramadan. Should your religion ...
RobertMartin comments on May 22, 2019:
Thst Ramadan shit is still going on? What does it last 2 weeks or something? If fasting causes migraines, then stop fasting. I'm sure that Allah and Puppet Muhammad would be ok with it.
Improvise, adapt, overcome!
RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:
If folks don't want to vaccinate their children, then the ban on peanuts that many schools have should be lifted.
Make a caption
RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:
That hit was a lungful.
Some prefer a bit more meat on those bones!
RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:
She's perfect.
....poor Milenialls.
RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:
The way things are going, there will be no social security benefits sooner than we all think.
Who was Jesus ?
RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:
Jesus was one of the guys who replaced my roof. At their lunch break, Jesus knocked on my door holding a food container and asked for heat. So I let him, showed him to the kitchen, pointed out the microwave and said, knock yourself out, brother.
All aboard
RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:
Is there room for me?
Keep calm - it's true 🀣🀣🀣
RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:
Don't give up , there's someone for you, maybe not here right now, but you never know what the future has to offer.
Shhh........
RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:
What a crock
Greetings from Houston! I'm happy to report that I am much improved after the two fender benders ...
RobertMartin comments on May 21, 2019:
I'm happy that you are getting better.
It must be the nip.
RobertMartin comments on May 20, 2019:
I would have to agree.
Well, damn!!
RobertMartin comments on May 20, 2019:
I wanna ride that bus
[youtu.be] The Deep State is fast becoming the Drowned State.
RobertMartin comments on May 20, 2019:
And clean house in the democratic party too.
Whatta guy
RobertMartin comments on May 20, 2019:
Point is, people, is to stop being so hypersensitive. We used to pick at each other in school, no he of us became criminals. As a matter of fact, we've gotten together years later and drank beers
Agreed....
RobertMartin comments on May 19, 2019:
Crack kills. Say no to crack.
Congratulations to @BohoHeathen on making it to level 8! Keep it up!
RobertMartin comments on May 19, 2019:
Congratulations @BohoHeathen.
Ready to burn some calories?
RobertMartin comments on May 19, 2019:
I would love to. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
I must be damaged, too, because I do this...☹️
RobertMartin comments on May 19, 2019:
I must be setting you on fire.
Pussy, pussy naughty, haughty and licentious, the chicks are just as bad for encouraging it…
RobertMartin comments on May 18, 2019:
Puk
Yeah, that last part...
RobertMartin comments on May 18, 2019:
I would qualify as a stiff friend and will be more than happy to bring whatever drinks are wanted.
Larry is all the envy
RobertMartin comments on May 18, 2019:
Larry will definitely make it through hibernation
This applies to any sport...
RobertMartin comments on May 18, 2019:
If a woman who watches The View and Keeping Up With The Kardashians should be declared legally stupid.
Don't think I posted before but thought amusing.
RobertMartin comments on May 17, 2019:
That'll keep me away.
Jeff Koons 'Rabbit' Sells For $91 Million, A New Record For A Living Artist : NPR
RobertMartin comments on May 17, 2019:
How much fo a soda? $1.00 Good lawd. How much fo a diet soda? $1.00 Now how you gonna charge me $1.00 fo a diet soda when there ain't no sugar in it?
Oh Dayum! Freeze!
RobertMartin comments on May 16, 2019:
I'll wear bronze that way she can cum twice before I come once.
I'm curious to know if some of you can't help themselves saying " Thank God" or Oh my God", even ...
RobertMartin comments on May 16, 2019:
I find myself saying goddammit from time to time. I'm trying not to say it at all.

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