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Do you think I'll be meowright?
RobertMartin comments on May 15, 2019:
Oh you've cat to be kitten me What a cat tastrophe Ok, I'll stop this right meow
Testosterone is a powerful drug....
RobertMartin comments on May 15, 2019:
Guy on the left "Damn, this water's cold" Guy on the right. "Yeah, and it's deep too"
I imagine I’ll be experiencing a bit of culture shock tomorrow as I travel from Watford City, ...
RobertMartin comments on May 15, 2019:
Safe journey.
3 out of 5 contacts i received this week were from scammers. The other two were Baptists and my ...
RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:
POF. plenty of fakes.
6 more points needed to level 7 [ not that this interests me much ] anyway let's drop to the level ...
RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:
Congratulations on making it to level 7
You'll be singing that jingle for days.
RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:
A weight loss eclair
A wedding band is......
RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:
Marriage is a three ring circus Engagement ring Wedding ring And suffering
Time to get out!
RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:
He's a good artist.
He blew ?
RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:
No dude, just some tartar sauce
Just saying we “ took “ a knee. ?
RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:
WHY! WHY! WHY!
This one goes out to soooo many people ?
RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:
And your sister too.
This is so true. ?
RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:
That's me to a tee
Get the tissues
RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:
Lion King? You want fiction, how about the Truth Telling King.
Tiger Woods faces wrongful death lawsuit brought by parents of restaurant employee
RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:
I think holding an establishment or bartender liable for what happens after a patron leaves is asinine. We are all adults , as adults we are responsible for our own actions. Therefore, the person who drank too much and decided to get behind the wheel is solely to blame. Everyone, I repeat, everyone knows about DUI laws and the consequences that come with them.
Thoughts????
RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:
I think that part of the problem is that people are politically biased. Incumbents will get reelected because they are in the right political party for their area of the country.
One of life's greatest pleasures?
RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:
I don't need a psychiatrist to tell me that I have a dirty mind. I'm gonna be a dirty old man till I'm a dead old man.
How to get a girlfriend... Happy Taco Tuesday!
RobertMartin comments on May 14, 2019:
A long time ago before there were tacos, this is how it was done.
Is it just me or everyone breaking up or getting divorced?
RobertMartin comments on May 13, 2019:
Spouses and boyfriends/girlfriends are disposable anymore. Get tired of, kick him/her to the curb and find another one.
Trampoline???
RobertMartin comments on May 13, 2019:
Dayum
and here you have it . Most of us will last on their dating sites about 15 seconds ? πŸ˜‚ I don't ...
RobertMartin comments on May 13, 2019:
In regards to #10, what does "God" provide?
Best episode ever!
RobertMartin comments on May 13, 2019:
Might as well do the same to baby Hitler, Nixon, Hillary, Pelosi, Bush and Obama.
To all those I have offended
RobertMartin comments on May 12, 2019:
All of a sudden it hurts when I pee. Somebody using a VD doll on me or something lol.
Hey mister! You ain't finished yet! Get back in here!
RobertMartin comments on May 12, 2019:
Yes, maam.
Hate to kick a city, but...
RobertMartin comments on May 12, 2019:
Memphis too
Almost on a daily basis u get bs text like this. Any normal person would know that this is in no way...
RobertMartin comments on May 12, 2019:
Scammer
[instagram.com] One of these things looks just like the other.
RobertMartin comments on May 12, 2019:
What me worry?
How to get banned from gift shop
RobertMartin comments on May 12, 2019:
Boop!
Karen. What were you thinking??
RobertMartin comments on May 12, 2019:
Took me a minute to see that
Sometimes there's a third, but...
RobertMartin comments on May 11, 2019:
I can be this way....
I stole it from FB - you know it is funny so no groaning 🀣🀣🀣🀣
RobertMartin comments on May 11, 2019:
Kinda like: 3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches. How do they smoke? Throw one cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a little lighter.
Not something I would usually post as far as a model, but yeah.
RobertMartin comments on May 10, 2019:
Me
Supermarket stealth!
RobertMartin comments on May 10, 2019:
I call that a drive by
Big, big bird.
RobertMartin comments on May 10, 2019:
To quote William John Holmes Shakespeare in the play Slammedit; Too big or not too big, that is the question
Deciding to stroke it (meme below video) [youtube.com]
RobertMartin comments on May 10, 2019:
If you're thinking about it, do it.
@Amisja @Green_eyes [youtu.be] Happy nurses week ladies . I am certain , and in reality , we ...
RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:
Nurses work hard, and work a lot of hours.
One of those days
RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:
Looks like I'm getting slapped tomorrow.
Thus quoth the Raven...
RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:
Cat : " sure afterwards we'll talk about alcohol, pot and fucking ".
I wouldn't advertise it.
RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:
I guess I was taught manners, ladies come first.πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
I wouldn't advertise it.
RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:
You won't get many dates that way.
I have a question. When a man asks for a picture (you're texting off the app/site) is that an ...
RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:
Could be. I don't ask for nudes. I think it's inappropriate to do so. I'd prefer to wait until it's time to get down to business, if you catch my drift.
Jackpot 😈😜
RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:
That is truly evil
LOLOL! Sounds about right!
RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:
It could be worse, they could break out some mayonnaise.
Another school shooting. More children sacrificed at the altar of the NRA. More proof that ...
RobertMartin comments on May 9, 2019:
How is the NRA to blame for the actions of any person?
Would U buy me a drink....
RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:
Yes
Clipped from Facebook Canadian humour post, though this group would enjoy. A woman takes a ...
RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:
Clearly it wasn't a Roman Catholic priest.
Unbelievable, She was fired from the Hospital for not complying with the dress code!
RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:
I think I need a sponge bath.
What did jesus do when a random guy smacked him on the ass? He turned the other cheek...
RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:
Jesus was a little freaky. He wanted his apostles to eat his body and drink his blood. Makes me wonder what kind of reaction he'd had gotten if he pulled up a jar of mayonnaise.
When i was very young my nick name was bones this was because back then i was very skinny. Shortly ...
RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:
I remember in elementary school being called martian.
Started a new job as a airport baggage handler, it isn't as easy as it sounds. There's a lot to take...
RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:
Sounds like you got some baggage there πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
I check my spam folder fairly often and keep it cleaned out. Why, please tell me why I have received...
RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:
If I'm not mistaken the way Ashley Madison got the name was because when it was created , Ashley and Madison were very popular names for girls. As a matter of fact, I have a niece named Ashley.
I had some disturbing news this week. Some of you may recall the gentleman I referred to as Mr. ...
RobertMartin comments on May 8, 2019:
It's unfortunate that he developed cancer, but you did what you thought was right at the time. I dont believe that you need to feel guilty about dumping him.
So, an acquaintance that you run into every week posts THIS; "Muslims HATE pork, beer, bikinis, ...
RobertMartin comments on May 7, 2019:
I know they're memes, but the message is clear
I work in retail...….not a religious entity. One of our managers has begun saying, after our ...
RobertMartin comments on May 5, 2019:
I've had the people who work at Five Guys say that to me. I just blow it off. Sometimes I wonder if the expression means to go fuck myself.
America's Best Christian Vol 1
RobertMartin comments on May 5, 2019:
He didn't grab her by da pussy
What does religion have to do with morality?
RobertMartin comments on May 4, 2019:
Religion and morality have nothing to do with each other
Hello there! I'm a godless geek from Cordova, TN (basically Memphis), just checking in!
RobertMartin comments on May 4, 2019:
Walls, Mississippi over here
God dammit! No, really.
RobertMartin comments on May 4, 2019:
God dammit? On this forum?
Hello from Springfield TN. I don't know any Atheist in person and I feel a bit "alone" here in this ...
RobertMartin comments on May 4, 2019:
Here at agnostic, you are not alone.
75% of Americans state they adhere to Christian values (2015), and a recent Fox report states ...
RobertMartin comments on May 4, 2019:
Americans have every right to be negative. We have two political parties that aren't worth a shit. Technology is stealing jobs from people, folks are worried that America will become a 3rd world country because of high unemployment.
A bunch of losers.
RobertMartin comments on May 3, 2019:
https://www.facebook.com/jimmydabro/videos/650424845075001/ The devil went down to Jamaica
WHAT ELSE IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD? Thailand is performing coronation of a new king, who was ...
RobertMartin comments on May 3, 2019:
About 12 years ago I was with someone that wanted me to go to Phucket, Thailand with her. 10 days later, she dumps me lol.
2 is my favorite, what is yours?
RobertMartin comments on May 3, 2019:
Ceiling fan from mid spring to mid fall
My brothers dog was doing that often, it scared the crap out of them, they thought their house was ...
RobertMartin comments on May 3, 2019:
Dogs are crazy people
Why were shetland ponies invented? So Mexican ...
RobertMartin comments on May 3, 2019:
I'm thinking ponies for little people
Get the fuck outta here
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
Never!
I think I may have met someone worth all of this crap I've put up with over the last few years. We ...
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
Awesome.
Eugenie Bouchard, sexy and classy Canadian tennis player...❀
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
If tennis doesn't work out, she has something to fall back on.
Men over 30 ...
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
Looks like Yosemite Sam
I check my spam folder fairly often and keep it cleaned out. Why, please tell me why I have received...
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
It might not actually be from Ashley Madison itself, next time you see the email, check for spelling.
Happy to share my success
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
He slaughtered it.
How many posts can I do in a day? Seems if I go over 4, they don't show, and yet we now have a ...
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
I'm not sure if there is a limit on posts
And what happens if I do?
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
If it has a hair trigger you'll find out right away
Kinky orgy anyone?
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
I say forget about them drinks and lets get down to the kinky orgy.
Troubles now
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
Fatal attraction or something
She looks sad and lonely... Can someone take her out on a date and cheer her up?
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
I'll volunteer.
I'm a 46 year old woman. I can post this shit.β€πŸ˜ˆπŸ¦„
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
I think I just fellded in love or something
While some of the folks here , are here for community only , the majority seems to be interested in ...
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
It seems like most of us are spread out around the country. Long distance relationships are difficult, not impossible but difficult. LDR's are not for everyone. I have tried it in the past, but at some point I end up meeting someone locally and the LDR is over.
That’s not how it works
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
Not to worry, this has to be a joke or parody or something
Sounds a little fishy...
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
That doesn't seem fair. Lol
Hahahhahaha booom! Bingo!πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
I am ok with that.
Working for a living...
RobertMartin comments on May 2, 2019:
Oh, nein you didn't
Extra cheese πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€ (LOL)
RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:
That's what puns are all about
Saw the doctor and Chiropractor today. No MRI will be taken. Doctor prescribed lidocaine patches and...
RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:
I hope you get better soon.
Question: Did you have better luck with people who first contacted you on an online dating site or ...
RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:
Both
Do you have the time...? Also, that cat's face is priceless.
RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:
Sure, after that we're going to talk about alcohol, pot and fucking
I need some french friesπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…
RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:
How'd that work for you? πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
hmm hmm himmm
RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:
Not a fan.
While some of the folks here , are here for community only , the majority seems to be interested in ...
RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:
Maybe because they are fat, ugly, toothless or any combination of the 3. Could also be a serial cheater.
Rodney Dangerfield's: BEST-1-LINERS [youtube.com]
RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:
One of a kind.
Roman numerals
RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:
So am I
Grab them by the pussy!
RobertMartin comments on May 1, 2019:
Meow
Another first and last date. Want to hear about it? The guy seemed like a bit of a narcissist in our...
RobertMartin comments on Apr 30, 2019:
What a dick. If you were to tell me you couldn't eat Chinese food, we would definitely go somewhere that you can eat, I'm not a picky eater.
So who’s in Mississippi???
RobertMartin comments on Apr 30, 2019:
Walls, Mississippi just south of Memphis
Just checking. Seeing that many of us introverts stay in, what TV does everyone enjoy?
RobertMartin comments on Apr 30, 2019:
Netflix and Hulu
Lucy's Grand Old Party!
RobertMartin comments on Apr 30, 2019:
Dissatisfied with my last raise, I showed the boss my version of trickle down economics. I stood on his desk, unzipped my fly.........
Smelly cat, smelly cat ...
RobertMartin comments on Apr 30, 2019:
I'm sure that it doesn't fart flowers
Cabin pressure.
RobertMartin comments on Apr 29, 2019:
Aliens commercial flight.
I am 68 y/o...looking 55 and feeling 40. Am I in the right group?
RobertMartin comments on Apr 29, 2019:
Yes
$20.00 party over, oops out of time...
RobertMartin comments on Apr 29, 2019:
Brilliant
Well well well...
RobertMartin comments on Apr 29, 2019:
Boop

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