Trump cancels Denmark trip after PM says Greenland isn't for sale

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

If he does know, I think he feels it's justified and the slight is intended to punish Denmark for speaking frankly. On the other hand, it could be he just doesn't give a fuck.

Trump cancels Denmark trip after PM says Greenland isn't for sale

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

If he does know, I think he feels it's justified and the slight is intended to punish Denmark for speaking frankly. On the other hand, it could be he just doesn't give a fuck.

Hahahahaha! The comments are worth reading.

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

I'm telling y'all, this fucker is crazier than batshit and is getting worse by the hour.

😳Poor Alexa!

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

If the next question involves lubricants, Alexa should get the hell out of there.

A bit like Jews for Hitler...

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

You can find people who have it exactly backwards in any gender or ethnic group. That's their own decision, regardless of how stupid it is. Chickens, on the other hand, don't really get a choice.

Is tRump possibly the result of a military bio warfare experiment gone wrong?

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

I doubt. Bad genetics and a father who was a world class dick, yeah.

Trump cancels his trip to Denmark because they refused to sale him Greenland.

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

I think he is getting worse. Someone described him as a punch drunk fighter who is somehow still standing in the 12th round and has no idea what he's supposed to do. That sounds accurate to me.

I am on a roll 🤣🤣🤣 I sure hope I am not the only one getting a giggle today 🤣🤣🤣

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2019:

These are great, Heidi.

Higher thinking.

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Genius, all of it. 8-)

Washing raw chicken won't clean it, but it could make you sick.

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

People rinse off chicken? That never occurred to me. Well, I certainly won't start. I chopped up a bunch of wings yesterday, baked half and put half in the freezer, all unwashed. And I am here to tell the tale.

Start your day right! 😀😀😀😀

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Nothing sounds quite as magical as the laughter of a young child.

Talk about eyes bigger than the stomach

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Well he's not planning to swallow it whole. He'll rip it apart and eat the meat one bite at a time, if he can keep the other birds and wildlife off of it while he does it. Nonetheless, you have to admire that type of confidence, and ambition.

Why is this not surprising?

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

The most negative thing I see out of academia is the debt that students have to undertake to complete their education. The expense is out of hand, and it has gotten a lot worse even in the last 10 years. I really sympathize with millenials entering their careers already carrying huge amounts of debt, making it very difficult to start saving, invest in a home, or even buy a used car. My son is chipping away at his - has it under 10K and counting down. My daughter, who is 6 years older, got out of college $5k to the good - both in public universities and both starting with roughly the same stake from me and their mom. And of course republicans resent education. It helps people converse using words too complicated for them to understand.

To quote Weird Al "Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because...

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

They also make the host sick and sometimes die.

My life sad

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Mouth to mouth is a sure thing with these guys.

Donner picnic.

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Don't get ketchup on your finger! And don't ask what kind of wieners those are.

Gotta love those puns

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Oh come on, it's a talking tire, it's a JOKE. LOL

A strong case for birth control

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

The new trump-like Brazilian president might not like this ad, they better be careful. I wonder if the Russians helped him, too?

Thinking out of the box

zeuser comments on Aug 20, 2019:

That's actually not a bad idea.

Democratic state Sen.

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Doesn't bother me.

Actually, this makes a lot of sense. [alternativelyfacts.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

This is satire. I know that.

And its only monday

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

I am delighted that this part of my life is in the rear view mirror and getting smaller and smaller every day.

A warning for us

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Scaramucci predicts if his polls keep sinking and the economy gets worse, he'll drop out of the race by next March. Now mooch isn't the most reputable political mind out there, but I sure hope he's right this time. I am primed to see a frog-march perp walk parade with our orange lunatic bringing up the rear,

A few funnies on the modern world!

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Some good ones, spidey!

BFF forever

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

BUT, were they raised humanely prior to being violently slaughtered to satisfy the appetites of cholesterol-drenched Americans? I certainly hope so.

Oops in trouble now

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Good instinct, wrong forum. Hey, it happens.

Aaron McGruder is back on the scene with some new “Boondocks” strips and a reboot of the TV show...

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

America loves a good redemption story.

Trump slams Fox News over recent polling [thehill.

zeuser comments on Aug 19, 2019:

The talking yam is deteriorating before our eyes, it's pretty much obvious to everyone. Politics is, of course, a blood sport. Someone starts to bleed, the sharks start to circle. Fox doesn't want to be holding the shitty end of the stick now that they are realizing that's what they are gripping. It's not a change of heart at Fox as much as a realization that people are catching on.

How do you answer, "I want to know more about you"?

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2019:

A reply something like "First, let me make sure. Are you a law enforcement officer of any kind?"

The new Stephen Miller 😡 Who Is Ken Cuccinelli?

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2019:

One more bigoted dickhead in a position of authority in this septic tank train wreck of an administration. Eat shit and die, you nazi fuckwad.

Newly Elected Missouri County Council Member Takes Oath on Dr.

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2019:

That's beautiful!

In case you haven't heard this one before...

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2019:

Donald Duck goes to a pharmacy and asks for a condom. The pharmacist asks "should I put that on your bill, Mr. Duck?" Donald throws a fit and screams "what kind of a duck to you think I am!!"

New shoes can order pizza! 🤣🤣🤣 [cnet.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2019:

Not pizza hut. If I could point it to other pizza places, maybe. But not pizza hut.

Trump getting ready to fight immigrants on a Sunday but he’s not sure whether to go take a shit ...

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2019:

Go ahead and start swinging, you fuckwit. I'm betting the other guy beats the shit right out of you.

But it sure as hell helps

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2019:

If we disagree on whether there should be pineapple on top of pizza, ok I can go along with this. When it crosses over into anything you believe that is harmful, hateful, or bigoted, then no.

For evangelicals

zeuser comments on Aug 18, 2019:

Hey, no fair using those nail holes!

What would I do without you? 😘

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

I complete you? Shit, you got some bigger pieces missing than I can plug, and I say this as a friend. But I'll like your post anyway.

Is this you also

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

That's a feature, not a bug. Heh.

WWYD? What would you do? This is in Pennsylvania! USA!

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

This is a true test of character, but also of human creativity. I can't say what I'd do, especially if I needed that money to feed my family and keep a roof over their heads. When you are out of options, this is the default. Doesn't sound like this place in unionized, so that eliminates that avenue. I would hope I'd find people who found this as distasteful as me and put in a complaint with the NLRB or whoever with the power of numbers behind me. We might all get fired. And it's very easy for me to solve this problem for these guys when I don't have the same financial pressures. But at some point, each of us has to say wait one fucking minute, don't pay me for the day and I will also file complaints and get publicity for how you assholes are screwing us. If we go down, we go down kicking and screaming. To the guys that are in this situation, man I wish there was something I could do to help you directly, but there are a lot of folks in this country left who would still have your backs. I'm a son of NEPA, I saw my dad and my mom sit out on strike - you have to do shit like that or they walk all over your ass. Good luck to these guys, and oh yeah, fuck Trump and all of the bigots who support him.

The Ditch MoscowMitch campaign has been busy and traded out the sign at our town's I-75 exit.

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

Kick his salmonella-infected turtle ass the hell out of there.

How many Republicans are complicit with Moscow Mitch?

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

I hate these people. Traitors, all of them.

Trust is a must.

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

I know, right? Some people..

"The difference between Donald Trump and Greenland? Greenland is not for sale." Amy Klobuchar

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

You go, Amy!

The voice of the intelligence is drowned out by the roar of fear.

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

I love Schopenhauer. My favorite quote is "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

Me too and you ?

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

Actually, in some ways I seem to be picking up some steam.

ALEC Fails to Denounce Dangerous and Racist Views of Its Leaders and Members - EXPOSEDbyCMD

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

To use an analogy, they can't renounce their racism and white nationalism any more than a steaming pile of pig shit can renounce being a stinking heap of fecal material. You can run but you can't hide from your true nature.

If some white people don't like brown or black people, then what is the point of getting a good ...

zeuser comments on Aug 17, 2019:

This explains why one particular unreconstructed bigot uses orange-tinted sprays. No tan for that sumbitch.

Please let me know if you would say something in this situation.

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Unless your pal is a true moron and/or is that brainwashed, he has figured this out for himself. If he wants to go along with the charade, let him go. There is no need for you to inject yourself into this melodrama any further. And bibs are a nice gift for a baby shower. 8-)

Single.

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Stick to your standards, they are really the only thing you have that you should pay attention to. As others have noted, some geographic areas are more likely to have like-minded women than others, and if romance is a compelling need for you, yeah you may have to travel. But you need to consider the whole package. Don't make the mistake of dating someone *just because* they have similar views about religious beliefs as you. You can let a ringer slip in under the radar that way. Don't give up, and all the best to you partner.

National Conspirer Headlines!

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

These would sell out in Alabama.

Farting Preacher [youtu.be]

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Wow, I had no idea I have makings of a successful televangelist! I can fart with anybody, but it's the reluctance to spew shit from the other end that kept me from pursuing this clearly lucrative career path. Ah well..

"You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not a single event - but a habit." Aristotle

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

I'll go along with that.

No comparison

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Obama wasn't perfect by any stretch of the imagination, but he looks like George fucking Washington next to the orange colored ass-cabbage.

That ends my CVS rewards membership! Hello Walgreens! [out.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

I've been a walgreen's guy for a while now. No worries about me and any gym.

Trump loving conspiracy nut harangues Supreme Court receptionist and demands proof RBG is still ...

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Nominated for the Nobel Prize for dimwitted aggressively stupid performance by an asshole....

I love Doonesbury!

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Ha! Any grooming tips for your fans, Senator?

I will 😊😊😁

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

I can confirm: this solution, um, works for me. 8-)

I trust U all are sitting down.

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

I believe we have some military bases on the island. Maybe he also knows about oil or something under the ground there. It would give him and his disgusting henchmen one more piece of pristine wilderness to completely fuck up chasing the almighty dollar.

Yeah sometimes me

zeuser comments on Aug 15, 2019:

At least you're a democrat.

Donald Trump wants to deport his wife... [twitter.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Put her in a cage first. Dipshit.

Make sure your profile pic is current

zeuser comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Never trust a profile with just head shots.

I just had to share this.

zeuser comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Why monopolies are bad - case study 45

There really is a tweet for every occasion. And they all age beautifully.

zeuser comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Even a broken clock is right twice a day..

I'm a ladies only guy...but this is hilarious. 😂

zeuser comments on Aug 15, 2019:

That's how it starts..

He needs to heed his own advice

zeuser comments on Aug 15, 2019:

I'm guessing he has deluded himself into thinking that he really did serve in the armed forces. He lives in a fantasy world.

And Wow spelled backwards is Wow!

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2019:

I'll never look at a can of Alpo the same way again.

Trump says he 'couldn't care less' that being president is 'costing me from $3 to $5 billion' ...

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2019:

You're right, because the premise is a lie. I have little doubt that at a minimum he's buying things that will drop in value if the stock market falls, makes some loony-ass threat about tariffs, the market predictably falls, he sells short at the bottom, then makes a bundle when he backs off the threat and the market recovers. How many times has that happened? Toss in how he's ripping off the government every time he travels to his Mar-a-fuckface property, and he is making a ton of money. IMO.

Does anyone here think Jeffrey Epstein wasn't murdered?

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2019:

No, he was whacked. I stand by that theory, too many powerful men involved with way too much to lose. And the talking yam is blaming the Clintons, which for a guy who projects as much as he does seems like a flashing red arrow pointed right at him. Barr the Hut is culpable too. Can I prove it? I wish I could. Can anyone prove anything at this point?

Poetic justice

zeuser comments on Aug 14, 2019:

This is a revenge fantasy. He's just his constituent chemicals now. Too bad, but true.

If you had the opportunity to hop in bed with tRump, what would you do?

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Would I have time to get my brass knuckles first?

Today's most reliable birth control.

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Looks like it's working. 🤣

St. Libtard...

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2019:

On their blogs and their social media trolling messages!

The dog gave it away

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Don't put a five spot in your lap.

Attention parents

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2019:

I just sent email there, so far no answer. 8-)

Here's Johnny Dementia

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Good one, unc.

Trump’s State-by-State Approval Ratings Should Scare the MAGA Out of Him [nymag.

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Lotsa time between now and then. Most dems still have most of their toes left to shoot off.

Too funny not to share - Christ calls off plans a return [theonion.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Well, I bet he wouldn't come HERE looking for a date. The atheists would turn his ass down flat, while the agnostics would be all "well, I don't knoooow." Heh.

Men vs women😉

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Y'all never met my son. He's got more shoes than they have crackers at the Keebler elf facility.

ABOUT MUFFINS.

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Now you got me worried. I'm a raisin bran muffin guy m'self.

Guard from epstein suicide

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2019:

But General Burkhalter is coming, played by Bill Barr.

Funny ark story lol

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2019:

That may well be, but their den on the ark looked FABulous. LOL

Q:388086..

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2019:

There's a blue moon rising, Texas!

Any volunteers? Not moi... I have bad knees...

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2019:

As long as that guy is still in the oval office, we still need the yuck emoji.

Am I a little drunk or seeing double?

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2019:

This guy is a "face time" grand master!

The Dyslexorcist.

zeuser comments on Aug 13, 2019:

Requires a strong belief in dog.

You should of bought the Premium package.

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Last time you're gonna get invited in with this one. Good joke, though.

If you are with your kid in the fast-food line😅

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Hey lady! What do you mean by that crack? LOL

Important part of Trump's base starting to raise hell!! Farm Discontent Spills Over as Ag ...

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2019:

He loses the flyover farmers, he's toast.

Little angel 👼🏼

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2019:

They treat you well, but you gotta tip big.

When it is time for the Children of the Corn to play!

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2019:

They are truly lost whether they are in the maze or not.

It could work

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Unfortunately, most of the telemarketing calls I get these days (the ones that I answer at least) use recordings to push their horseshit.

This (rather long, well researched) article claims the far-right nationalism/ anti-immigration echo ...

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Propaganda has always been out there, but when you marry that to digital technology and analytics to shape both message and audience, and it becomes a nuclear version of simple agitprop. Not sure how to deal with it. Even if there's a legal remedy that preserves free speech, how do you monitor that volume of content, and who determines what is and isn't toxic propaganda?

Do trees have gender?

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Inspirational. I may need to, um, branch out.

Another oops moment

zeuser comments on Aug 12, 2019:

Like that would help, am I right?

Ok, it's a little funny.

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Oh man, really? LOL

Got my T shirt and pen!

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Looks good on you bro. 8-)

Keep calling him MoscowMitch: McConnell is finally running scared [salon.com]

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2019:

I'd like it better if it made him change his agenda, but that ain't gonna happen. His legacy is shot to shit anyway, he's got nothing left but collecting the money for being a fuckwad.

Just my early thoughts and I would appreciate responses.

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2019:

Now wait just one ding-dong minute here, you can't just accuse someone of a crime like this without any shred of evidence, the AG would never....oh, wait.

Funny but probably many grandmom are are doing it

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2019:

It used to be that the only way to get a roomful of grannies to say "fuck" all at once was to yell "BINGO". How times have changed. And not for the better either.

Looking forward to his perp walk, or his perp slide!

zeuser comments on Aug 11, 2019:

I call dibs on his shoe lifts.