So I’m hiking in Big Bend Nat. Park and I pass by a church youth group carrying a watermelon. Ok, whatever. Later, after looping around the trail, I see the same group with the watermelon. But now they are scooping out bits of watermelon and rubbing it on each others faces while reciting verses or blessings. What the hell did I witness?
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Maybe if they weren't close to a creek to baptize each other they figured water melon would work just as good. Could have been a survival test on how to baptize if you have no water.
AmelieMatisse
Level 8
June 6, 2018
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LOL, waste of a watermelon.
Oh dear! Voodoo... Or should I say Christianity.
Ellatynemouth
Level 8
June 6, 2018
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Perhaps they were all feeling melon-choly. ?
Jandii
Level 4
June 6, 2018
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Now that's just down right brilliant!
That is a new twist on the religious indoctrination! Never heard of it, before! The powers that be are always trying to engage the young people...entrap them really!
Freedompath
Level 9
June 6, 2018
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You witnessed Texas.
Spooner
Level 6
June 6, 2018
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Firs time I’ve seen this in Texas. Thought cowboy church was strange enough.
Hope you waited around for the finale... or maybe their eye site was poor and they had an awkward way of sharing.
Tomas
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June 6, 2018
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Nah, I was not going in closer to them. Weird stuff.
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