Let's pretend we're wrong and a supernatural diety shows up on earth!
What three questions would you ask this being?
This is not a question, but rather an observation: Funny, you look nothing like Jeffrey Hunter or Jim Caviezel! Now the questions:
Have you considered getting some help for your sadistic tendencies?
What's with this aversion to sex you seem to have?
Who made you?
Do you poop and pee?
What's your I.Q.? (Your E.Q. seems a tad low)
Why do we have an appendix and tonsils?
Who's really your mama???
This little experiment with existence and all, was it a class project or just something you decided to do?
Depending on the answer to #1: What grade did you get on it, or are you happy with the results?
Are you going to do it again, and if so, what changes do you plan to make?