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Let's pretend we're wrong and a supernatural diety shows up on earth!
What three questions would you ask this being?

By RoadGoddess
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WTFx3

LaMariposa Level 7 June 13, 2018
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  1. WTF 2. WTF and 3. WTF.........
patchoullijulie Level 7 June 13, 2018
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@BigBoMclain Exactly. A lot of explaining to do!

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  1. If you are all-powerful, why do you not just vanquish evil?
  2. Why do you allow innocent children to suffer horrible deaths in earthquakes, tornadoes and hurricanes?
  3. If you are all-good, why create a hell to torment people for being the way you created them to be?
dare2dream Level 6 June 13, 2018
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Not three questions, just three letters: WTF?

germangirl90439 Level 8 June 14, 2018
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Ditto

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Just one from me: How could you?

Nottheonlyone Level 7 June 13, 2018
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What planet are you from?
How fast does that thing go?
Did you bring any Goddesses?

Etre Level 6 June 13, 2018
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Why are you such a passive/aggressive piece of shit?
Why do you allow children and other innocents to suffer unnecessarily with
disease, violence, and natural disasters?
Why are you such a passive/aggressive piece of shit?

KKGator Level 8 June 13, 2018
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LMAO

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What are the next winning lottery numbers, !

magicwatch Level 7 June 13, 2018
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Why did you allow Hitler?
Why did you allow the Native American Genocide?
Why don't we have three hands????

Timmythinks Level 4 June 13, 2018
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Ask "Why are you so fucking ridiculously late?".
Ask "What the hell are you going to do now that the place is completely fucked over?
Ask "What the fuck were you thinking?"

JayTea Level 6 June 13, 2018
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Just One, before I kicked it into next week: WTH were you thinking?!??

AnneWimsey Level 8 June 14, 2018
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Hey god, what's up?
A couple of questions, if you don't mind.

  1. Where have you been?
  2. Why so long?
  3. Why now?
Clare Level 7 June 13, 2018
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Have you come to say sorry?
Do you have a conscience?
Would you like to see the Therapist now?

rcandlish Level 5 June 13, 2018
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This is not a question, but rather an observation: Funny, you look nothing like Jeffrey Hunter or Jim Caviezel! Now the questions:

Have you considered getting some help for your sadistic tendencies?
What's with this aversion to sex you seem to have?
Who made you?
Do you poop and pee?
What's your I.Q.? (Your E.Q. seems a tad low)
Why do we have an appendix and tonsils?
Who's really your mama???

RobLawrence Level 7 June 13, 2018
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  1. Why did you hide yourself.
  2. Why do you let people suffer especially children.
  3. Why are you such a thug.
Mikeb56 Level 6 June 13, 2018
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Cancer? Childhood starvation? Slavery?

Eazyduzzit Level 7 June 14, 2018
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How do you justify your (non-)existence?

irascible Level 8 June 14, 2018
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Only one question, really. "Wtf did you think you were doing?"

Faithless1 Level 7 June 14, 2018
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I'd find out who his/her supervisor is because he/she is not doing their job and needs to be fired. If I let this much chaos go on in my position, i'd have been fired.

Aushra Level 5 June 14, 2018
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I wouldn't ask anything but I'd let them know they suck

LadyAlyxandrea Level 8 June 14, 2018
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How hard was it to write the program? Did you use C++ or Java to simulate our Universe? Why did you create that idiot Donald Trump?

marmot84 Level 7 June 13, 2018
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What took so long?

FynTul Level 6 June 13, 2018
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Good one!!!!! smile001.gif

@SKH78 Maybe he is waiting on another Moses. He was the only person in the Bible to stand up to God and say Stop, you idiot!

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  1. Were you dropped on your head when you were a kid?
  2. Do you have a blood fetish?
  3. What are you afraid of?
PickledRick Level 8 June 13, 2018
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Just 1. Why? re everything.

Rugglesby Level 8 June 13, 2018
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How’s Asgard this time of year?

OtherPatrick Level 5 June 13, 2018
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Forgot the other 2…

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