Son: Dad, my math teacher yelled at me today!
Dad: Why?
Son: My teacher asked, “what is 3 x 2,” and I answered “6.”
Dad: That's right!
Son: Then she asked me what is 2 x 3
Dad: WTF's the difference?
Son: That's exactly what I said…
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sassygirl3869
Level 9
June 14, 2018
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I am who my daddy is ??
I seem to remember getting in trouble for those kinds of responses in parochial grade school. When learning the Commandments I insisted on knowing what "adultry" was if I was going to try to avoid that sin. Got sent to the principal by the angry and blushing nun. When doing our "rehearsal" for our first confession we were told to make-up some sins to "confess" for practice. I confessed I'd committed suicide. Got to stay after school for "disrespect".
mtnhome
Level 7
June 14, 2018
1
That's a confession they won't soon forget. 
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