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My boss: Good morning.

Me: You need to calm the fuck down.

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Reminds me of a former bricklayer turned employer and private housing property developer reputedly vising one of hos sites in his Rolls Royce. On seeing a man leaning on his shovel he leapt out and pulling his wallet out strode over to the man screaming "you're fired you lazy bastard. Will £200 pay you out?" The man, dumbfounded, muttered "Sure", had £200 shoved in his hand. He then with his shovel got into his van marked "Telephone Company".

FrayedBear Level 9 June 23, 2018

Hey, hey hey! WTF you happy and smiling at? You wanna be happy go somewhere else(pointing at the parking lot). Happiness ends at that parking lot, understand? I wanna see dispair, anguish, fear. Fucking happy employees.....storming off. I do this to all the new employees.


Hah! I know the feeling. And, seeing as its the weekend, my manager has to ask me every Friday like clockwork 'Any plans for the weekend?' and then on Monday he'll ask me 'Did you do anything exciting this weekend?'.Fuck me.

PhxClone Level 5 June 23, 2018



Yeah...mornings can be tough

gigihein Level 8 June 23, 2018

" Who's the boss " ¿

VAL3941 Level 8 June 23, 2018

Yeah, I enjoyed thd series too !


Thanks for the daily laughs!

mnmelissa Level 4 June 23, 2018

lolol ?

hankster Level 9 June 23, 2018

And then what?

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