I FOUND JESUS
Okay so part of my job is to answer after hours hospice calls
Well I answered one just now and the person said "Hi this is Jesus from certain nursing home" and I shit you not it wasn't pronounced Jesús like mexican but actual gee suss.
You know I couldn't resist milking that phone call
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Even as a child, I was always amused when I heard someone say, "I found Jesus." I always wondered if he had been lost. Now maybe this Jesus was lost and you were able to help him find his way! 
TimothyIII
Level 5
June 28, 2018
1
Some people have Jesus as a first name.
Ellatynemouth
Level 8
June 28, 2018
0
Yes, that's true but, usually it is pronounced "ha zeus"
Oh I can just imagine how much fun you could have with that if you hadn't needed to remain professional.
"Hello Jesus, do you make house calls?"
"So Jesus, where have you been all these years?"
"Jesus, I have some water but no wine, can you help me out here?"
Ad nauseum
Agamic
Level 6
June 28, 2018
2
I found Jesús in Alabama, hell of a sheetrocker. Really chill dude, pissy everyone thinks he's a carpenter but great sense of humor on the whole savior schlitck.
educatedredneck
Level 7
June 28, 2018
2
There were lots if them in AZ I met in NY 2 years there. ?
"So Jesus what's up?".
Oh yes.
RavenCT
Level 9
June 27, 2018
3
"Where the heck were you when I needed you?"
@LadyAlyxandrea Oh yes! So much fun to be had.
Haha at a nursing home! That probably doesn’t reassure the patients!
A2Jennifer
Level 8
June 27, 2018
4
Well that's what being an Agnostic is all about, just maybe.........real....not really.
PickledRick
Level 8
June 27, 2018
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