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The moment you realize you don't have that all in one important rapture hatch built in your house. oh no! lol 😉

mistymoon77 9 Jan 2
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AS soon as I see Trump has been elected for a second term I will build one

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i have steps in the floor lol

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I have my blow up dolls and helium tank all set for the next date the rapture is predicted to happen

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Haven't given it much thought, I have no doubt I will not be raptured, nor will anyone else, I only hope to be at ground zero when the nukes start flying, because that's the only apocalypse there will be.

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Well, if you've already built the house and didn't add one, you can just add a skylight afterwards, LOL.

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Use the chimney, like Jesu... I mean Santa Claus.

godef Level 7 Jan 2, 2018
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THis totally assumes that everyone will be home when the Rapture hits. Might work for stay at home moms but I would recommend a full body brace with head protection in case say you are in a parking garage or a fallout shelter due to lack of understanding of what is going on

Lol

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I had to google "rapture" not being that familiar with the term but the cartoon explains it all. Only Christians who believe need to worry? Whew....lol.

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Or just suck the dipshits up the chimney.

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He he... you know the other way is through the toilet... whoops

LMAO!!!!

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🙂

skado Level 9 Jan 2, 2018
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