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I hope I never actually meet "the woman of my dreams" because that woman is neon green and nine feet tall and chases me with a weed whacker.

By Duke8
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Stop drinking or using.

Marine Level 8 July 8, 2018
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I have a weed whacker!

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I wouldn't mind meeting the man of my dreams. He's fairly muscular but not body building bad. Has tattoos but not on his face or neck. Has long hair. Pierced earlobes but not gauges. And, is fairly tall (over 6 feet 2 inches). Oh, and he's younger than me (could be much younger).

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Was this a dream or a nightmare I wonder?

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Cool, she's into S & M, send her here.

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yeah but is she cute?

hankster Level 9 July 7, 2018

@Duke hmmmm....you could have some toast before bed. not that it should help any, but toast is nice with jelly or peanut butter before bed.

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That isn't a dream, it is a night terror.

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Dreams are often best left there

gigihein Level 8 July 7, 2018
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