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Marriage: Because you need to know you've been folding a bag of chips wrong your entire life.

Duke 8 July 8
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I just want to know when Duke will get his own category???

MarkF Level 5 July 8, 2018

Psshh... I'm just a godless heathen like the rest of you. ?

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You roll the opening of the bag over a few times and then put the chip clip on it. It's nto rocket science.

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Who knew there was a science to folding a bag of chips? It could be called Doritoalogy or Potatoestry.

Or the science behind thd chip bag ?

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There's a wrong way to folding chip bags?

There's a wrong way to do everything. And, a spouse will always be willing to tell you.

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Well of course you need to know.........oh wait.....oops! Yep. Old habits die hard.
I am a reformed bag folder rectifier 😕 Please don't hate me...........

Oh ! So you are thd cause of the marriage break up ? Over folding a chip bag ???

@VAL3941 To have him tell it, yes....... lol

@patchoullijulie
Thats life ! There's his side, there's your side and the truth lies in a folded chip bag some where in the middle ? Lololol

@VAL3941 Absafrickinlutely 😀

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single is so simple.... just eat the whole dang bag.

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And that's just the beginning! There's lots of other things you'll find out you've been doing wrong too!

Now, now, keep it clean ?

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Why are you folding and not eating ?

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It is really hard to fold a bag of air and a few crispy bits !

No....not if you fold it properly!!!!!

@patchoullijulie
Is there and are you supposed to fold it properly ?

@VAL3941 Well... whether your supposed to is up to the individual 😀 (unless your married and sharing a bag) but is there a right way to do it in order to keep them at their maximum freshness until the next time, well yes there is. AND the whole chip bag thing is why I will not marry again 😕 😀

@patchoullijulie
See ! This whole chip bag folding thing is getting out of hand, no wonder marriages don't last ? LOLOLOL

@VAL3941 Exactly lol 😀

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You fold them? I open them , decide they are too big, put them in my back pocket, sit on them or let the washing machine sort the mess out!

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