Ben: (In confession) Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I made out with a guy.

Priest: Ben, is that you?

Ben: Sorry, Father, but yes.

Priest: And who was this guy you made out with.

Ben: I can't tell you, Father, his family is upstanding in the church.

Priest: Well I'm sure to find out sooner or later so you may as well tell me. Was it Seth Black?

Ben: I'm sorry Father, I cannot say.

Priest: Robbie Davis then?

Ben: Please Father, you know I could not share confidential information.

Priest: Dino DiMarco?

Ben: Father, please stop asking me.

Priest: Joey Steffano?

Ben: (Silence)

Priest: (Frustrated) You're being very closed with me, and I don't think that's very repentant. However, maybe once you've atoned you'll be more willing to talk. I am going to have to ask you to step down from all church business for the rest of the year. Now go in peace and keep yourself pure.

Ben: (Sighs and walks back to his pew.)

Friend: (Whispering) So what did you get?

Ben: The rest of the year off, and four solid leads.