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I just told my curtain to stop being a dick. It's "silly" because I always thought of curtains as being more feminine.

pepperjones 8 July 16
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Level 8

I went to the doctor..and told him I feel like a set of curtains..

He gave me 2 aspirin and told me to pull myself together..

Ps have you tried reasoning with your curtains?

@pepperjones

I had a set of female curtains once..but I got rid of em...she wouldn't open up to me..

@pepperjones

Yes I know..either too gentle and your curtains get tickled to death...or to rough..and your curtains yell ..hey there cowboy where's the fire?..damn curtains!
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Level 8

We're in an age of equality. You can call your curtains a dick and I can call Donald Trump a c*nt. (In my head anyway. Even with my low standards, there are some words I try to avoid...)

Duke Level 8 July 16, 2018
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@pepperjones I think the gender issue got muddy when girls started calling each other "dude".

@pepperjones Touche', bro.
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Level 8

in French it's masculin... you're right.

Lukian Level 8 July 16, 2018
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Level 7

Depending on how the curtain was behaving (clinging from static, spouting birtherist nonsense), it was probably being a dick.

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Level 9

They pay no attention to the woman behind the curtains?

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Level 8

Must be a trans-curtain.

JacarC Level 8 July 16, 2018
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Level 7

I wrote an unpublisiable essay about curtains. Very erotic.

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Level 7

tell it to stop being a twat then??

DerekD Level 7 July 16, 2018
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Level 9

Peepshow, whats behind curtain number one, bring down the curtain.

azzow2 Level 9 July 16, 2018
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Level 8

I talk to my groceries and tell them not to fight with each other. This also works to give myself a wide berth to avoid being crowded during the witching hours... ?

Qualia Level 8 July 16, 2018
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