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I just told my curtain to stop being a dick. It's "silly" because I always thought of curtains as being more feminine.

pepperjones 8 July 16

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I wrote an unpublisiable essay about curtains. Very erotic.

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Must be a trans-curtain.

Jacar Level 8 July 16, 2018
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Curtains are dicks! That's why I switched to blinds

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I talk to my groceries and tell them not to fight with each other. This also works to give myself a wide berth to avoid being crowded during the witching hours... ?

Qualia Level 8 July 16, 2018
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Peepshow, whats behind curtain number one, bring down the curtain.

azzow2 Level 9 July 16, 2018
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They pay no attention to the woman behind the curtains?

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I went to the doctor..and told him I feel like a set of curtains..

He gave me 2 aspirin and told me to pull myself together..

Ps have you tried reasoning with your curtains?

@pepperjones

I had a set of female curtains once..but I got rid of em...she wouldn't open up to me..

@pepperjones

Yes I know..either too gentle and your curtains get tickled to death...or to rough..and your curtains yell ..hey there cowboy where's the fire?..damn curtains!

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Depending on how the curtain was behaving (clinging from static, spouting birtherist nonsense), it was probably being a dick.

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in French it's masculin... you're right.

Lukian Level 8 July 16, 2018
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Why was your curtain being a dick?

@pepperjones Might as well get some sun in Seattle while you can!

@pepperjones I know, my brother lives in Seattle so I always track his weather. It looks like a good week coming up too. Usually the first couple weeks of August is the best weather of the year in Seattle, is it not?

@pepperjones Yeah, that curtain was being a dick.

@pepperjones Lucky you. The weather here in Virginia is 90+ degree sun daily. I’m burning up every day at work!

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tell it to stop being a twat then??

DerekD Level 7 July 16, 2018
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