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I just told my curtain to stop being a dick. It's "silly" because I always thought of curtains as being more feminine.

pepperjones 8 July 16

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I wrote an unpublisiable essay about curtains. Very erotic.


Must be a trans-curtain.

Jacar Level 8 July 16, 2018

Curtains are dicks! That's why I switched to blinds


I talk to my groceries and tell them not to fight with each other. This also works to give myself a wide berth to avoid being crowded during the witching hours... ?

Qualia Level 8 July 16, 2018

Peepshow, whats behind curtain number one, bring down the curtain.

azzow2 Level 9 July 16, 2018

They pay no attention to the woman behind the curtains?


I went to the doctor..and told him I feel like a set of curtains..

He gave me 2 aspirin and told me to pull myself together..

Ps have you tried reasoning with your curtains?


I had a set of female curtains once..but I got rid of em...she wouldn't open up to me..


Yes I know..either too gentle and your curtains get tickled to death...or to rough..and your curtains yell ..hey there cowboy where's the fire?..damn curtains!


Depending on how the curtain was behaving (clinging from static, spouting birtherist nonsense), it was probably being a dick.


in French it's masculin... you're right.

Lukian Level 8 July 16, 2018

Why was your curtain being a dick?

@pepperjones Might as well get some sun in Seattle while you can!

@pepperjones I know, my brother lives in Seattle so I always track his weather. It looks like a good week coming up too. Usually the first couple weeks of August is the best weather of the year in Seattle, is it not?

@pepperjones Yeah, that curtain was being a dick.

@pepperjones Lucky you. The weather here in Virginia is 90+ degree sun daily. I’m burning up every day at work!


tell it to stop being a twat then??

DerekD Level 7 July 16, 2018
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