Car battery died . Rode my scooter to Home Depot . I crossed the road at a stop light . Police lady warned me it was dangerous .

Personally no, but a cop in AL stopped ME instead of the douche who made an illegal youturn to warn me to be safe. I was pissy and he threatened to arrest me until I asked what for and how much a lawyer could get for false arrest.

I've had friends get tickets for various things on bikes

Early teens and I was riding with friends. They all blew the stop sign at a busy highway but I stopped and waited for traffic. A cop was sitting on the other side and stopped them all. He was giving them a lecture when I rode up and pointed to me and said I was the only smart one. On a side note, A few years later I was busted riding a mini-bike on a rural road near my home. I already had a couple of warnings and got 8 tickets in one fell swoop. Parents were not happy and sold mini-bike. When we went to court, the charges were dismissed since the mini-bike was sold and the whole point was to get me off the road.

No - but I know someone who got fined for DUI on a riding mower. I hope they learned not to try to mow the highway

Almost. I did a slow rolling un-stop through a stop sign - with no one else around. A cop pulled me over, I smiled and said "really ?". He told me I should have stopped - he was smiling too. Then he asked for my license. I said "you're kidding - I don't carry that on my bicycle ! ".
After a short lecture he let me go on my way . Seemed kind of silly all the way around ...

I remember some years back a friend who got a ticket for coasting on his bicycle across a NYC subway platform from one train to another, instead of walking it across.

A "Not yet" voting option might be useful.

I know of a former co-worker that got a DUI while riding his bicycle home from a bar.

I friend of mine was for going over 30 in a 20. it didn't hold up in court as the speed limit was for motorized vehicles.

My only encounter with a cop while on a bike was at a stop light. He rolled down his passenger window to ask me about the type of bike, Rans Dynamik, I was on because he hadn't ever seen one like it.

I’d always been warned, ‘it could be done,’ and definitely pulled every illegal move.. But they didn’t waste their time with me. Did have a ‘rent-a-cop’ detain me, then call my home ..for not walking my bike alone side the mall ..and flipping him off

Sort of.

In 1976, when I was 24, I was riding a bicycle past a Louisville, Ky, middle school in the afternoon-I was working nights, and got "arrested" by a middle aged truancy officer, for skipping class. I tried to tell him my age but he ignored me, ordering me to come with him back into the building.

I thought he was retarded..until I also reached middle age, and college kids looked to me like elementary kids.

At that time, my youthful looks weren't funny - whenever I tried to apply for a waitress job at an upscale restaurant, the manager would order me out, threatening to call the police if I tried to enter again as an under aged kid.

Sales clerks would follow me around the store, sometimes ordering me to leave the store, even though I had the money and was ready to purchase.

When I had my second baby, when I was 31 years old, ladies at the new church we'd joined thought I was a teen mother on welfare.