I saw this on a humor site. Your thoughts?
"GOD DOES EXIST! Look in the mirror and you'll see him. That's why his opinions are yours. That's why only the parts of the bible you like are true. This is why he knows you so well. He is you, and he exists only in your head."
Personally, I like it. I keep saying "God" is a concept; a metaphor; not a tangible reality.