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And God said to John, come forth and ye shall be granted eternal life.....

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Duke 8 July 19
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Love This! Thanks for the chuckle!

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a toaster ain't too bad really. it could have been a rebate offer.

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At least it wasn't premature ejaculation.

@Shelton Sometimes these just pop up, don't know when or why.

@Shelton most of the time I'm pretty dull. Then I shine for a moment or two, and then dull resumes. Sometimes I can catch the set up just right.

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