I’m a right wing Twix, which is weird because I’m such a left winger!

Stupidest marketing campaign ever...

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I cannot vote. I am right handed but my politics are left. If I chose the right side my left hand would think I am going conservative. If I chose the left side my right hand would think I'm trying to be ambidextrous. It's a no win situation.

That's what I like about this site, probing questions that stretch the intellect.

For what it's worth, assuming our Twix's are the same, either one first but I eat the biscuit off first then roll the toffee and chocolate bit up and stuff the whole lot in for a near orgasmic experience

Left first, but this is not vital. What is vital is how each Twix is consumed: the correct manner, of course, is to nibble the toffee off the biscuit of the left Twix, then bite the biscuit from the toffee of the right Twix. It is considered acceptable in polite society to consume the de-toffeed biscuit immediately after the toffee in the case of the left Twix and the de-biscuited toffee right after the biscuit in the case of the right Twix; however, true Twix aficionados retain the biscuit from the left Twix and the toffee from the right Twix so that they can be combined - thus giving one the impression that one has had three fingers rather than only two, but with no extra calories.

I eat them both, sometimes separately, sometimes together. Probably favour the left ones right now as I just had surgery on my right hand.