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A light chuckle I saw today probably old and lame.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours. ?

Mikeb56 7 Aug 4
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Good one but with my luck she'd reply "well if you don't know yours, you can't call me".

lerlo Level 8 Aug 5, 2018

Yes a comical reply. Perhaps my number you want my number ok it’s 1 and don’t ever forget that. ?

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Expect an eye roll with the chuckle, if it's not the first time she's heard it. Still it's cute and breaks the ice with your intentions, right to the point.

I would only use that in setting with the intention Of drawing laughter. In comedy timing is everything. ?

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No worse than most pick up lines

Curious. What would be the worst one you have heard?

@Mikeb56 the worst? Probably “is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants ?”

@A2Jennifer oh my that’s is truly disgusting. I must apologize for my gender. My oldest is your age if someone said that to her I suspect they would have been wearing what she was drinking at the time with my full support.

@Mikeb56 and then there’s simply harassment that the violator thinks is flirtation. My friend had a stranger approach her car while waiting for someone in a parking lot recently. He told her she was pretty. She told him she was taken. And he said, “I’d like to bury my face in that p@ssy.” And she was afraid to tell him to f- off because someone who would say that is unpredictable and that’s scary.

@A2Jennifer again my sincere apologies for my gender. There are truly a lot of if you will forgive the term that’s the only term I have for them ‘assholes’ out there. Curious what was the pickup up line that Drew laughter. And did your response draw laughter.? And no I have not received any grant money for this study.

@Mikeb56 I have extremely little experience in this area so I would not be a good test subject!

@A2Jennifer yeah me too. ?

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I think it's cute! You should try it.

Carin Level 8 Aug 4, 2018

Ok perhaps I will if will lighten up the moment.

@Mikeb56 Yes. If she has no sense of humor you don't need her anyway, right? Weed out the boring ones.

@Carin I wasn’t directing it at anyone. But yes a sense of humor even a slightly twisted one (me) is essential. If you are given the choice to laugh or cry choose laugh. ?

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