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Does anyone know how to contact the Spanish Inquisition? I'd like to spend a little time on their rack. I need a real good stretch

twill 7 Aug 20
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The point is that no one expects the spanish inquisition. You simply go around being naughty and they appear. The more talent for being naughty, the better odds.

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Level 7

Maybe you should just try the comfy chair instead.

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If you get their number I can speak to them in Spanish; I doubt Torquemada would be available though.

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Level 7

Oh no....you don’t want to be on their rack. Stretch? How about breaking your bones.

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If you want to be stretched on a rack, there are plenty of them, used by S&M enthusiasts.

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Level 7

Goto north Korea and steal something, you'll get a good stretch there

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Level 8

Call AutoDaFe 666.

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