i am told that when i was about nine, i assured an adult that i was "young for my age."

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You mean on purpose, or having your mind hijacked by your mouth?

Buy that Betamax!

As the guy collapsed on the court I asked him if he was up for another game?

I work with both English and Spanish-speaking people. Normally, I will grab the person's medical chart, go to the waiting room, and call the person to my office by saying their first or last name.

Well, I grabbed a chart and saw the last name was "English," so I went to the waiting room which was full of people and yelled out "English!" about 3-4 times. A woman sitting right next to the waiting room door asked, "Sir, what are you saying?" I responded, "English?" The person who I was calling came around the corner, and we went to my office. It wasn't until later that I realized how crazy I must have looked to everyone. Imagine sitting in a room waiting to be seen by a health professional, then all of a sudden someone walks into the room and starts yelling the name of a language over and over again.