Try mutton bird!
[muttonbird.net.au]

That'll teach him!

Waco groundhog in sour cream sounds good.

Gross!

Country Style Groundhog requires “7 individual groundhogs?” That would feed the neighborhood! ...new to the east coast of the US, I’d never seen a groundhog ..until a neighbor warned me two were likely undermining the foundation of my metal outbuilding. They wouldn’t use my cage live trap.. but needed to be eliminated… They’re a lot bigger than I’d thunk, but they’re either trusting, or stupid.. Like a tailless beaver for anyone in the PNW. The neighbor, here in Appalachia, said folks will eat em, but I’ll assume the coyotes and vultures enjoyed mine...