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What's the best (or worst ) pick-up line ever used on you? Or you have used.

Akfishlady 8 Feb 4
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I trust you I want you inside me.....I said could we shower together first. ?

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I don't think I've ever used a "pick up" line. I've propositioned a bunch, however.

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I have heard hundreds, but of those used on me, I have been asked to walk girls to their cars then they decide a good night kiss is in order, 2 years ago a girl up the road invited me for coffee and asked if I could give her a massage, girls asking you what you think about their breasts is a bit of a come on. I am a big guy, have been told I must be built for comfort not for speed.
How about, "You must have fallen from heaven, and that's how you messed up your face"???

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"I need a nurse."

How lame is that? I wanted to suggest he check the nearest hospital, but chose to ignore him instead. It worked.

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Lick your finger then wipe it on your shirt and theirs saying “let’s get out of these wet clothes!”

Hahaha

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I think the worse one that was ever used on me was: guy taps me on the shoulder from behind me "Hi, I'm lost, can you help me find myself in your bed?" At first I was a little put off, then I started laughing and told him good try.

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I've heard a few good one's , but I can't remember any of them .

What do you like to do for fun ?

Dougy Level 7 Feb 4, 2018
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All the ones I've ever used we're just too embarrassing to talk about.

As for the ones used on me, or flirtatious comments toward me were all wasted. I never expect such a thing, so a half hour goes by before I realize what I just missed out on .... Do'h!!!!

Same here 😟

Well, um there was one time I spied a young lady I found particularly attractive. I was sure she was out of my league, but I knew if I didn't say anything, nothing would ever happen so I walked up with a million clever lines in my head. And I opened my mouth and nothing would come out, nothing at all. So she just walked away like she had no doubt walked away from a thousand other gape mouthed fools.

To this day I think it was my ego going into some sort of self preservation overdrive. ????

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THE worst one ever was not that long ago. A gas station owner who knew both my husband & I and that he'd passed asked me "Do you have a boyfriend yet?" "You say the word I'm here" And "you need your pipes cleaned out or you start getting old". ^ same guy. I quit going when I know he's there.

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Hello angel, lol

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Seriously, way back when. "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me." I laughed.

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You have pretty eyes, can I touch them?

That one might make me get the mace out.

@HippieChick58 Who doesn't like a nice eye message?

@RoboGraham LOL, cough hurl. I touch my eyes, no one else does. Just thinking about it makes me tense!

@HippieChick58 The tenseness instilled is all part of the pick up strategy. There is a method to the madness.

@RoboGraham That's good to know.....

@HippieChick58 JK BTW I'm no Don Juan

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When I was in college I always used "do you want to my place and smoke pot?" 100% success rate.

@Akfishlady it was the 90's. Everyone was doing it.

@Akfishlady and yes I'm terrible at flirting, or being flirted with, or people.

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I just start talking and be myself.

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