What's the best (or worst ) pick-up line ever used on you? Or you have used.
I trust you I want you inside me.....I said could we shower together first. ?
I have heard hundreds, but of those used on me, I have been asked to walk girls to their cars then they decide a good night kiss is in order, 2 years ago a girl up the road invited me for coffee and asked if I could give her a massage, girls asking you what you think about their breasts is a bit of a come on. I am a big guy, have been told I must be built for comfort not for speed.
How about, "You must have fallen from heaven, and that's how you messed up your face"???
"I need a nurse."
How lame is that? I wanted to suggest he check the nearest hospital, but chose to ignore him instead. It worked.
Lick your finger then wipe it on your shirt and theirs saying “let’s get out of these wet clothes!”
Hahaha
All the ones I've ever used we're just too embarrassing to talk about.
As for the ones used on me, or flirtatious comments toward me were all wasted. I never expect such a thing, so a half hour goes by before I realize what I just missed out on .... Do'h!!!!
Same here
Well, um there was one time I spied a young lady I found particularly attractive. I was sure she was out of my league, but I knew if I didn't say anything, nothing would ever happen so I walked up with a million clever lines in my head. And I opened my mouth and nothing would come out, nothing at all. So she just walked away like she had no doubt walked away from a thousand other gape mouthed fools.
To this day I think it was my ego going into some sort of self preservation overdrive. ????
THE worst one ever was not that long ago. A gas station owner who knew both my husband & I and that he'd passed asked me "Do you have a boyfriend yet?" "You say the word I'm here" And "you need your pipes cleaned out or you start getting old". ^ same guy. I quit going when I know he's there.
Seriously, way back when. "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me." I laughed.
You have pretty eyes, can I touch them?
That one might make me get the mace out.
@HippieChick58 Who doesn't like a nice eye message?
@RoboGraham LOL, cough hurl. I touch my eyes, no one else does. Just thinking about it makes me tense!
@HippieChick58 The tenseness instilled is all part of the pick up strategy. There is a method to the madness.
@RoboGraham That's good to know.....
@HippieChick58 JK BTW I'm no Don Juan
When I was in college I always used "do you want to my place and smoke pot?" 100% success rate.
@Akfishlady it was the 90's. Everyone was doing it.
@Akfishlady and yes I'm terrible at flirting, or being flirted with, or people.