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How much does a shit-ton weigh?

The current definition is vague. I think the standard unit "shit-ton" can be defined by first gathering a ton of shit, then dehydrating it, and finally weighing it again. Here's the (vague) definition according to Urban Dictionary:

Shit-ton
A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.

Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.

Bad Usage:

That guy must weigh a shit-ton.

Good Usage:
I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes.
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A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.

Buxx 7 Nov 7
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It's a trick question. Like when someone asks if a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers falls faster in a vacuum. You all took physics too - right? Well a ton of bricks and a ton of feathers and a shit-ton all fall at 9.8 meters per second, per second. In a vacuum anyway. In Earth's gravitational field. So I'm sure you can see that a ton of anything weighs the same as a ton of anything else. We won't get into the fact that a pound is a unit of force rather than a unit of mass, like a kilogram. We should really move to the metric system... 🙂

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As much as Trump

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This thread is amazing and one of the best parts of my day ?

Remi Level 7 Nov 7, 2018
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How do you convert a shit-ton to a crap-load?

@robsweapon
I think you can if you know the density of the shit. Then you would devide the shit-ton by the density:

Crap-load = shit-ton ÷ density

The problem is that I don't know the density.

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Sounds bigger than the Australian equivalent, the fark'n hoip - usually found in multiples.
"Baz! Got any beers, ya cunt?"
"Fark'n hoips in the Esky, grab one ya deadshit."

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Is a fuck load the same as a fuck ton? I've never heard fuck ton, but we use fuck load a lot. Maybe it's a west coast thing ?

Remi Level 7 Nov 7, 2018
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*25 meteric assloads

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Is a shit-ton bigger than the metric equivalent, the shit-tonne?

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I think a shit-ton should be defined as "more than you/I would ever want or need".

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