It's a trick question. Like when someone asks if a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers falls faster in a vacuum. You all took physics too - right? Well a ton of bricks and a ton of feathers and a shit-ton all fall at 9.8 meters per second, per second. In a vacuum anyway. In Earth's gravitational field. So I'm sure you can see that a ton of anything weighs the same as a ton of anything else. We won't get into the fact that a pound is a unit of force rather than a unit of mass, like a kilogram. We should really move to the metric system...

As much as Trump

This thread is amazing and one of the best parts of my day ?

How do you convert a shit-ton to a crap-load?

Sounds bigger than the Australian equivalent, the fark'n hoip - usually found in multiples.
"Baz! Got any beers, ya cunt?"
"Fark'n hoips in the Esky, grab one ya deadshit."

Is a fuck load the same as a fuck ton? I've never heard fuck ton, but we use fuck load a lot. Maybe it's a west coast thing ?

*25 meteric assloads

I think a shit-ton should be defined as "more than you/I would ever want or need".