I just had someone try and convert me to Christianity.
I'm like… “What a coincidence, I'm going to convert you to atheism.”
He told me that I would NEVER convert him to atheism.
I'm like… “What a coincidence, I also cannot be converted.”
He said, “But I'm telling you the truth. I have the good news.”
I'm like… “What a coincidence, I am also speaking the truth which IS good news.”
He said… “There's just no reasoning with you…”
I'm like… “What a coincidence.”
Reminds me of Christopher Hitchens death bed conversion. In his last moments a Priest was sent to his bedside in an eleventh hour attempt to save his eternal soul. After about an hour of what sounded like shouting the Priest emerged and said, I have some good news and some bad news......the bad news is Chris has passed .....way too young for a man with his gifts. The good news is the conversion was a rounding success.....'I no longer believe in god'!