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I just had someone try and convert me to Christianity.

 I'm like… “What a coincidence, I'm going to convert you to atheism.”

 He told me that I would NEVER convert him to atheism.

 I'm like… “What a coincidence, I also cannot be converted.”

 He said, “But I'm telling you the truth. I have the good news.”

 I'm like… “What a coincidence, I am also speaking the truth which IS good news.”

 He said… “There's just no reasoning with you…”

 I'm like… “What a coincidence.”

Benthoven 8 Dec 3
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Funny how that equals out...!

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Reminds me of Christopher Hitchens death bed conversion. In his last moments a Priest was sent to his bedside in an eleventh hour attempt to save his eternal soul. After about an hour of what sounded like shouting the Priest emerged and said, I have some good news and some bad news......the bad news is Chris has passed .....way too young for a man with his gifts. The good news is the conversion was a rounding success.....'I no longer believe in god'!

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Good one

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