All church was to me when I was a kid was a pain in the ass that prevented me from watching the last half hour of this weeks episode of Emergency. I got dragged by my parents to the weekly Jeebus Fest on Saturday nights.

These days, Saturday nights are punctuated by a couple of drinks and a nice dinner followed by an evening of karaoke. A much better way to spend Saturday nights if you ask me.

Or any other day.

The paradox inherent in your statement made my mind explode. Anyone got a mop?

Amen, Brother!

Nobody ever HAS to go to church. Most people who go to church do so out of habit which they think is a duty they must observe, but in fact they do have the free choice not to go if they wish. The fact is that they go as an automatic default position because they are programmed to do so by their family. Good for you that you are bucking the system, as someone who never had the programming in the first place, I welcome you to the freethinking world of the unbrainwashed.

I'm watching Totall Recall while working on my ebay store. What are you doing?